Just call me Beancasso

I decided to take a shot at a new outlet for my creativity, painting! Of course I'm a master at it just like everything else I do, and my first 5 paintings are being displayed in an ultra exclusive gallery. My exhibit opened just a few days and I've already received some really huge offers for some of my pieces, but I don't think I'm going to sell them. I don't paint for profit, I paint because I want to share my creativity with everyone. Now I'm not going to go all black turtlenecks, berets, and bongos on ya, but I have taken to wearing a tie dye Onesy from time to time. Well this Bean has to go get ready for my 8:00 reservation at Chez Nicole. Stay tuned to see more of my art!

Getting Bigger Every Day

So things at my crib have been pretty interesting lately. I have been dining on the most interesting new creations at Chez Nicole. The chefs have been whipping up special treats for me, I am so lucky. My favorite seems to be the chicken with broth and sweet potatoes. Its sooooooo good I grunt while eating it if my personal feeder takes too long to feed me. I just can't get enough of that good, good food. You can see by the photos I've attached that I got so mad the other day, I took matters into my own hands and started feeding myself. It was soooo good that I even grabbed the bowl and was completely trashy by licking the bowl clean. It was at that exact moment the paparazzi got a glimpse and now its the national headline. Tis the life I lead. I can't help it, I'm adored and with adoration comes voyeurism. People loooove their celebrity citings.

Anyway....the rest of my weekend was great. I got a visit from one of my biggest groupies....Jessica. She is sooooooo into me. We partied so hard that I vomited all over her cool vintage Beatles shirt. She loves me so much she didn't even mind. That's the kind of chick I need in my life. Mommy and daddy have been busy preparing for the Great Migration to our new mansion. Mommy assures me that it is an even cooler mansion than we are in now. There will be lots of room to move and shake. All my favorite toys will be joining me too. Even Romeo, my bestest bodyguard is coming along. He'll have plenty of space to lay around and be fat which let's face it, is what he does best besides protecting me. I have been busy at my resort and have even been getting into some amateur modeling.....you can see the swanky outfits they have prepared for me to model and I think I even might get into leg modeling for ads since I have those super delicious gams (well, at least my mommy says so). I have even put in a sample picture to show the world this leggy specimen. I'm getting bigger every day boys and girls, so watch out! I just might fit in my clothes yet! Well, this little peanut is getting sleepy and needs his beauty rest. I'm working over time to stay in shape and just be the fabulous little raspberry blowing hunk that I am. I wish all my fans a very good night and I will check back with you all soon. Miss you all, big hugs and drooly kisses to you all and to all a good night!!!!

Who Loves Ya Baby!

So it has come to my attention from my adoring fans that these blogs have gotten pretty thin. Lately I have been a super busy bean though. I have been going to my special day spa every day and the cougars are treating me really well. Those ladies loooooooove me. I have been going to see my personal trainer monthly and he told me I am bulking up to be a hottie. I am a whopping 13lbs 6oz and 26 in long. That's right ladies.....hide your daughters cause this bean is growing strong! Mommy and daddy have been busy working and taking care of me. Moo has been patrolling the neighborhood to make sure there are no paparazzi lurking around to take questionable photos of this celebrity. I have also started expressing my artistic talent at school. I am becoming a regular little Picasso. I have commissioned quite a few pieces that mommy calls my "refrigerator art series." So boys and girls, its not that I have forgotten all of you on my quest for greatness, I have just been too busy to write a lot. Just remember though, this boy loooooves his fans. Without my adoring fans, where would I be? Probably just another nameless bean but thanks to those who love me, I am already in the big time. So until next time, I bid you farewell and send all of my fans lots of love and kisses. Peace, love, and binkies!

Chez Nicole

I bet you're wondering why I haven't written about Chez Nicole in a couple of months. Well Chez Nicole has been closed so they could do a major remodel and with the remodel came a new menu. Unfortunately they took my favourite dish Latte du Mere off the menu, but they have replaced it with some really great dishes like Puree aux Haricots Vert, Puree aux Pommes, and Puree aux Banane. They even started a Charcuterie program that I tried for the first time today. I had the Rillettes aux Poulet avex Patate douce and I LOVED it, the flavours were very clean yet complex and the presentation was amazing. I can't wait to try the rest of the new dishes. Chez Nicole surprised me by honouring me as their best customer with my very own private table. They even had the Maitre'D carry me around for a tour. I really suggest that you try and get a reservation and try all the great new dishes, you won't be disappointed. That's it for now, I'm going to call it a night. Au revoir!

What's the Half Life of a Bean?

These past 6 months have flew by so quick and I can't believe it. I've been such a busy Bean that I decided to take a break from my super busy schedule and just hang out play some and take some naps. Sometimes when I take a nap in my hammock though I just can't get comfortable and end up flopping around like a fish until Mommy or Daddy take my into my room. Even though I've been taking it easy the past couple of weeks, I still find some time for photo shoots for the big Fashion Magazines. Here is a couple of shots of me wearing the latest fasions from Italy and New Orleans. Well that's it for now, I'll see you soon.

Strange Days

Sunday was probably the strangest day I've ever had. Mommy and Daddy got me up really early to start getting me ready for my "Christening", I had no idea what that meant, but I was about to find out. First Mommy gave me a bath, which now that I look back on things was kind of silly. Next Mommy put these funny white shoes on me, which was pretty weird because I don't usually wear shoes, and if I did wouldn't pick white ones. We drove over to St. Josephs Church where things really started to get weird. When we got to the Church Mommy and Daddy, get this, put me in a dress!!!!! At first I thought Mommy and Daddy were just playing around, but they weren't, they were going to leave me in it. They told me that it was a very special "Gown" that has been is Daddy's family for 96 years and that 28 other babies had worn it to their Christening. So there I am looking pretty silly in a "Gown" when all of my biggest fans started showing up. I felt a little embarrassed sitting there in a dress, but none of my adoring fans seemed to mind, and I thnk I even started a new trend because a few minutes later this guy named Deacon Chris (strange Name, right?) showed up wearing a dress too. Deacon Chris had Mommy, Daddy, Don Eugene (the Godfather), Aunt Ali (the Godmother), and I come up and this platform and stand around some sort of fancy Jacuzzi or something and he gave me ANOTHER bath without even taking the dress off. Then he rubbed my head with some kind of oil and told me that it would let Jesus know that I was in his fan club so he could watch my back if any sort of trouble was brewing. So I guess that means that I have a kind of a "Jesus Shield" working for me, which is pretty sweet when you think about it. After the Christening we went to Don Eugene's house to party down. It was a great party, it was really nice to just relax with all my adoring fans and spend time by the pool. There was a lot of great food and drinks, except for this really disgusting orange paste that Mommy made me try ( I did not like it at all). The party was so fun that I conked out for a couple of hours, but not before I got to see Don Eugene and Daddy (who must of had a few too many cocktails) start drinking from their shoes. Well that's it for now, thank you to my adoring fans that came out to spend a wonderful day with me, see you soon! Peace, Love, and funny dresses!

Five Months and Counting!

Who knew that five months could pass so quickly? Honestly, where did the time go? I have been so busy since my hollywood debut that I haven't stopped moving since. These little gams are getting a workout. I went to my personal trainer yesterday and found out I am bulking up at record paces. I am officially 12 lbs 10oz and am 25 1/2 in. long. That's a long way from the peanut I once was. That's almost gargantuan! Let me just say this workout plan has the chicks going wild for me. I just flash my baby blues and smile, that's all it takes. Who said you need cheesy pick up lines to win the hearts of the ladies? I have to say though, these past five months have been unbelievable. I have so many good memories and so many great people around me. I mean, how could you not want to be around me? I'm a super star! Well boys and girls, this super star is ready to hit the sack! Mommy and I are pooped and even Romeo is a little worse for the wear tonight. I will catch you all up on my fast paced life very soon. Keep tuning in for some more fun! Peace, love and happy month days to all!