Don't Believe the Rumors

Being a huge Celebrity like I am brings certain difficulties that most people will never experience. I constantly have Paparazzi trying to get pictures of me in "awkward" situations, Tabloids trying to defame my character with made up stories, and all kinds of Stalkers doing who knows what just to get a glimse of me. Lately there has been a string of pictures and videos of me linked to the internet, some real and some just ridiculous. The most ridiculous one is a video of Elmo and I "fooling around" in bed. I assure you that video is completely falsified, Elmo and I are very good friends, and we are both deeply disturbed that someone thinks we would ever have that kind of relationship. He has Zoe and I have so many women coming after me that I can't even decide, and besides I'm way too busy to have a realtionship right now. The other two videos leaked to the internet are real, but really aren't as strange as they seem. One is of some training I've been doing for my role as an American Sumo Wrestler, and the other one is of an exercise I do to get myself ready for my many of appearances. Remember even though I am famous I am really just a down to Earth guy not really different from all of you, and all of those rumors out there are just that, rumors. People are just jealous of me and feel that they need to knock me down. Well that's enough of a rant for now, I'll see you all soon. Peace, Love, and ignoring the haters!

Rest In Peace Great Grandma Drake

This has been a really rough week for the Drake clan. Great Grandma Drake passed away on Thanksgiving. I only got to know Great Grandma for a short period of time, but I know she loved me very much and I really loved her too. I'm very sad that she is gone, but I am very glad to have had her in my life no matter how short of a time she was there. We all miss her a lot, but she had a very important job to do. You see, my cousin Kayla Anne really wasn't digging her apartment too much and decided to break her lease really early. The only problem is her new apartment isn't finished being built yet, so Great Grandma is going to make sure she is OK until her new apartment is ready for her. Pop Pop also scared us this week by having to go to the hospital on Wednesday. He's OK, which is a good thing, becauseI'd really have to beat him up if he let anything bad happen to him. Well since we've had our quota of worrisome news this week I hope we only have good news from now on. As one chapter ends another begins...We miss you Great Grandma, Welcome to the family Kayla Anne, be careful Pop Pop, I love you all.

I'm Baaaaaack!!!!

I know, I know, I've really bean slacking on the post recently, but I have a good excuse....technical difficulties! I know that ranks right up there with "The dog ate my homework," but it's true. Mommy and Daddy said the computer had a cold or a virus or something like that so I couldn't put any post up. Now I didn't even know computers could get sick, but I guess Mommy and Daddy gave it some Nyquil or something because it is finally feeling better. Things have been really movin' and groovin' lately just like me. I'm really bulking up and am a whopping 18 pounds and 28 1/2" of sexiness. The ladies can't keep their hands off of me and I've had to resort to army crawling under tables and such just to keep from getting mauled. Well that's life of a celebrity always having adoring fans chase after yo.....oh shoot I have to run I think some of my fans are coming right now. See ya soon! Peace, Love, and good hiding spots!

What's Up Buttercup????

So I know I have been a neglectful bean lately, but there has been oh so much going on in my world. We finally moved out of the tennement and into our new mansion. Whew, what a tough job that was but sooooo worth it. I am truly living like a rock star now. I have been modeling all the trendiest fall fashions lately and that has been keeping me busy. I'm still bulking up and learning to do all sorts of new things. I am going to be running around chasing after Moo before you know it. That's right ladies, lock your doors cause this loverman is going to come 'a chasing. My new digs are so sweet, I even have cushy carpeting to roll all around on. Mommy and daddy are sooo happy to be out of the old place, they have been working so hard to make this the ultimate bachelor pad for me. But hey, I'm worth the effort and hard work. I have been doing a lot of speaking engagements lately, I just have so much to say. I need to tell the world all of my stories. Mommy, Daddy, and I have all been sick with a nasty cold for a few weeks and that has put a damper on some of my personal appearances. We have even taken to calling the mansion "The Giant Germ Farm". Even poor Aunt Debbi caught our germs. We are all slowly on the mend though, so don't worry boys and girls, I will survive. Well, that's it for now, I'm going to go get my beauty sleep. This bean is pooped!!!!! Until next time.....peace, love, and no germs!!!!!

Exercise, Exercise, We Must Do Our Exercise!!!

I just finished taping the pilot episode of my upcoming workout show "Working Out With The Bean" and I am very excited about it. I was approached a few weeks ago at one of my private events, and we just finished working out all the details, writing, and filming the first episode. Things have been so busy lately with all my events, the workout show, and with packing for the move into the new mansion. With all that craziness, unfortunately the blog had to suffer and I couldn't keep all my Beanaholics updated. After this weekend, I hope things will slow down and I'll be able to keep all my adoring fans informed. For now I hope you enjoy a little clip from the new show, and I'll talk to you all soon! Peace, Love, and Craziness!

Just call me Beancasso

I decided to take a shot at a new outlet for my creativity, painting! Of course I'm a master at it just like everything else I do, and my first 5 paintings are being displayed in an ultra exclusive gallery. My exhibit opened just a few days and I've already received some really huge offers for some of my pieces, but I don't think I'm going to sell them. I don't paint for profit, I paint because I want to share my creativity with everyone. Now I'm not going to go all black turtlenecks, berets, and bongos on ya, but I have taken to wearing a tie dye Onesy from time to time. Well this Bean has to go get ready for my 8:00 reservation at Chez Nicole. Stay tuned to see more of my art!

Getting Bigger Every Day

So things at my crib have been pretty interesting lately. I have been dining on the most interesting new creations at Chez Nicole. The chefs have been whipping up special treats for me, I am so lucky. My favorite seems to be the chicken with broth and sweet potatoes. Its sooooooo good I grunt while eating it if my personal feeder takes too long to feed me. I just can't get enough of that good, good food. You can see by the photos I've attached that I got so mad the other day, I took matters into my own hands and started feeding myself. It was soooo good that I even grabbed the bowl and was completely trashy by licking the bowl clean. It was at that exact moment the paparazzi got a glimpse and now its the national headline. Tis the life I lead. I can't help it, I'm adored and with adoration comes voyeurism. People loooove their celebrity citings.

Anyway....the rest of my weekend was great. I got a visit from one of my biggest groupies....Jessica. She is sooooooo into me. We partied so hard that I vomited all over her cool vintage Beatles shirt. She loves me so much she didn't even mind. That's the kind of chick I need in my life. Mommy and daddy have been busy preparing for the Great Migration to our new mansion. Mommy assures me that it is an even cooler mansion than we are in now. There will be lots of room to move and shake. All my favorite toys will be joining me too. Even Romeo, my bestest bodyguard is coming along. He'll have plenty of space to lay around and be fat which let's face it, is what he does best besides protecting me. I have been busy at my resort and have even been getting into some amateur modeling.....you can see the swanky outfits they have prepared for me to model and I think I even might get into leg modeling for ads since I have those super delicious gams (well, at least my mommy says so). I have even put in a sample picture to show the world this leggy specimen. I'm getting bigger every day boys and girls, so watch out! I just might fit in my clothes yet! Well, this little peanut is getting sleepy and needs his beauty rest. I'm working over time to stay in shape and just be the fabulous little raspberry blowing hunk that I am. I wish all my fans a very good night and I will check back with you all soon. Miss you all, big hugs and drooly kisses to you all and to all a good night!!!!