Summer of the Bean Part 1

All right, all right, I know I've been a slacker lately when it comes to the blog, but I'm a super busy Bean, and man has this been a crazy summer. I've been spending a lot of time down at Avalon Resort and Pool club, but I've also been taking some trips with Mommy and Daddy. We went down to Point Pleasant to this really awesome Amusement park and had a real blast. There were tons of fun rides and lots of great food. While we were down at the shore Mommy and Daddy surprised me with my very own Yacht, and let me tell you I love being the captain of my own ship! While we were down at Point Pleasant our good time was momentarily interrupted by some idiot pseudo-celebrities from some show called "The Jersey Shore"! I let them think that they were important with their police escorts, but we all know that real celebrities don't need to make a spectacle when they are hanging out on the boardwalk. I just had a great time hanging out with Mommy, Daddy, and Mah-ma, and cruising on my yacht! Well, that's it for now, see ya soon! Peach, Love, and down with fist pumping idiots!

Happy Memorial Day!

Summer Summer Summertime
Time to sit back and Unwind

Here it is the groove slightly transformed
Just a bit of a break from the norm
Just a little somethin' to break the monotony
Of all the hardcore dance that has gotten to be
A little bit out of control it's cool to dance
But what about the groove that soothes that moves romance
Give me a soft subtle mix
And if it ain't broke then don't try to fix it
And think of the summers of the past
Adjust the base and let the Alpine blast
Pop in my CD and let me run a rhyme
And put your car on cruise and lay back cause this is Summertime.....

You know Will Smith sure had it right when he wrote that song, I
mean that's what summer is all about, relaxing, ejoying your family, and letting all your problems melt away just like the ice cream that is probably running down your arm right now. What a beautiful weekend we had. We spent all day Sunday and Monday at Club Avalon, my private and very exclusive Pool Club. I had a blast swimming with Mommy and Daddy and worked on upkeeping my Bronze Godlike body. Daddy cooked some super gourmet meals on the grill and we had a super blast. I just wanted
to take a moment and remind everyone what this day is all about,
it's about honouring all the men and women that go to work every
day far away from their loved ones so that we have the freedom
to enjoy our life. They put their lives on the line everyday to
protect ours, so the next time you see someone from the Armed
Forces or if you know someone that is oversees today, make sure
you tell them Thank You and let them know how much you
appreciate them. Well that's it for now, enjoy the beautiful weather, and make sure you wear your sunblock. Peace, Love,
and chillin' in the sun!!!!

Happy Mother's Day!!!

I know this a few days late, but I wanted to wish my Mommy a happy Mother's Day! My Mommy is the best mommy is the whole universe and I love her to the moon and back. She is so many things to me including my favourite dance partner, the most comfortable pillow (Daddy is a very close second though), and the best consoler ever (I'm not sure if that's a word, but it should be)! I know that I'm "Sir Fussypants" sometimes when it gets close to bed time, but it's just that I don't want to miss a second cuddling with my Mommy. We had a very special day on Sunday we got up early and met Mommy and Daddy's friends at a farmers market then we went home a Daddy cooked a very special feast for Mommy. Even Uhma came over and played with me. We had a really fun day, but the best was being doing my favourite thing ever, cuddling with Mommy. Happy Mother's Day Mommy, I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!

Spring Has Sprung

So the weeks have been just flying by. I feel like just yesterday I was cursing the weatherman for ruining my birthday bash. I can't believe how I've neglected my loyal fans by not keeping you guys updated as to my happenings. I blame daddy! Well, I needed someone to blame so I chose the big man. Anyway, I've been super busy lately. I've been doing some nude photos in my spare time (let's face it, the economy sucks right now so I've got to make ends meet and keep myself in the lifestyle I am accustomed to). I've been doing some nature walks and hiking. I've also been to some really great parks with mommy and daddy. I've been having so much fun it's ridiculous. I swear, the life I lead is a charmed one, that's for sure. Mommy and I had some super duper fun today. We sang, we danced, we went exploring. It was a day fit for a king. I've been spending time with some of my adoring fans too. Well this busy bean is pooped. I need my beauty rest so I can be bright eyed and bushy tailed for whatever adventures come my way tomorrow. Peace, love, and good adventures to all!!!!!

The Littlest Leprechaun

So the other night, I decided to pay homage to my Irish ancestry and got all dolled up for a feast on St. Patrick's Day. Now, I know what you are thinking....I look for any excuse to party harty. I really just wanted to show my support for the little people, those funny little leprechaun guys. I'm hoping that by paying tribute to them, they will bring mommy and daddy a pot o'gold. Anyway, the festivities were in full swing as always. We gorged ourselves on Chez Nicole's finest corned beef and cabbage. We ate, drank, and certainly were merry. Uh-mah, Aunt Debbi, and John even came over to party with us. It was a great Irish celebration. And if any of you make fun of me for wearing my authentic Celtic garb, I'll beat you with my shillelagh stick! Besides, I thought I looked quite dapper in all green. For dessert, Aunt Debbie brought a little bit of "new yawk" with her courtesy of Crumb's Cupcakes. Whew, I needed to work out extra hard the next day after that one. They were dee-lish. I even went caveman style, grunting and smacking my lips as I ate. We had such a great time. Wish you all could have been there. Well, there's always next year. Maybe next year I'll have a red beard to really complete the look! Well this little leprechaun is tuckered out and ready to lay his head down on a shamrock. Peace, love, and happy corned beef to all, and to all a good night!

Daddy makes some weird fashion statements!!!

You know, I really love my Daddy, but man can he be really strange sometimes!! He got it in his head that he really wants us both to wear these special hats while we're at the pool at our summer resort. He kept going on about how it's really important that we wear them and that we can't go in the pool at all without them. I don't know what the deal is with these hats, I don't know if they're supposed to block the sun or make us swim faster or what, but I ain't wearing one. First of all I don't want to block the sun, after the long winter we had, I need to work on getting my Godlike bronze hue back. As far as the swimming goes, I don't need anything to make me faster, I mean they're already trying to recruit me for the next Summer Olympics so I can blast all of Michael Phelps's records out of the water (no pun intended)! Daddy was nagging me so much about the hats that I finally ripped his and mine off and told him that we're not going to wear them at all, and before he could try and change my mind I hopped into my spaceship and took of for a few laps around the planet. Well, I have to run, enjoy the beautiful spring weather we're having. Talk to you soon! Peace, Love, and no dumb hats!!!

Baby I'm a Rocket Man

Now I've talked about my dislike for the Paparazzi, but with this latest story things are really getting out of hand! If you haven't seen it yet I'm on the front page of all the tabloids with this picture with head lines like; "Bean" Caught Drinkin!, and Looks like AJ's "Bean" Flying High! Well, I want to squash these rumors before they get any more out of hand, I was not, nor have I ever been pulled over for a DWI or a DUI. I would never drink and drive (or in this instance drink and fly), and I definitely don't do drugs. The real story goes like this: I got this really bad ass private space ship for my birthday that lets me fly into Space at the drop of a hat, so I decided to make a quick little trip to the Moon the other day because I had a little free time in my schedule. The Moon is really cool by the way, I mean where else can you jump 100 feet with no effort at all, or stand in Neil Armstrongs Foot Prints, or just hang out on the Beaches of the Sea of Tranquility??!! Anyhoo, here's 2 little known facts;

1) The New Jersey State Police frown upon landing a spaceship in the middle of the Jersey

Turnpike!

2) Re-entry from Orbit gives you one hell of a "Hangover" I mean all the shaking and spinning

makes you so dizzy that you can barely stand let alone walk a straight line! Oh, and what

the hell is an Alphabet anyway, does have something to do with Caesar Milan at Vegas or

something like that?

So I got pulled over for landing my Ship on the Turnpike and that picture was taken just as I was getting out of the ship and I was a little bit clumsy on my feet, in fact it felt like I had just taken my first steps the other day! The Trooper is a huge fan of mine so he just let me go with an Autograph and warning. The photographer wasn't so lucky, he'll be getting 3 straight and a cot for the next couple of months. It really does pay to be a huge Celebrity sometimes. Well, that's the true story, let this be a lesson to all you Paparazzi out there, don't try to knock the Bean down because it will blow up in your face. That's all for now, see ya soon! Peace, Love, and really doing the Moonwalk!