Busy Day

Man today was a crazy busy day! First Mommy went to look at some new wheels for me so Daddy and I hung out and had some guy time. Then we had an appointment with my Personal Trainer, I bulked up to 7 # 5 oz and I am now 20 1/2". After my appointment we all went back to the car dealership, and I tried to get a good deal on the new Nissan GTR, but they wouldn't come down from the sticker price of $83,000. I guess it's ok though since I can't reach the pedals anyway. We worked out a deal on a nice silver Rogue so I'm pretty stoked anyway. While we were waiting for them to get my new wheels ready we went for lunch at a new restaurant called Bistro du Papa and I tried a wonderful Ecouter a la Papa. After lunch we went back to pick up the new wheels and then went back to the mansion and settled down to relax for the night.

Strike a Pose

First I'd like to say that after 2 weeks I finally got a picture with Grandmom Viti. We've been in negotiations with her Agent and her Lawyer for rights to any pictures with her, and I finally made them crack. I've been working on some new interpretive dance moves over the past few days. I call them "The Madonna" and "Crouching Turkey Hidden Binkey", what do you think? Daddy has been filming me lately and he's trying to figure out how to upload them so we can share them with the world. Stay tuned for them, they are Oscar worthy films.

Road Trip!!!!

Before the traumatic events of the evening Mommy and Daddy dressed me up and took me up for a Speaking Engagement at Mommy's work. Mommy is the Director of the Integrity House WISE Program in Newark, NJ. She helps women who have drug addictions get clean so they won't have their kids taken away from them, or so they can get their kids back. The WISE women were so excited to see me and they squealed so loud that they had to delay some planes at Newark Airport. I took pictures with Mommy's assistant Yolanda and her Counselor Raushanah. It was a really fun day, especially when Mommy told the women that if they didn't behave she would pelt them with my dirty diapers. OK it's time for me to go crash for the night. Talk to you soon!

Worst Parents EVER.....

OK, not really, but sometimes they do some really mean things to me. First they tried to make me look like a moose by putting me in hat that I got when Mom-Mom, Pop-Pop, and Aunt Suzi got back from their trip to Alaska. Then they put me, NAKED, in this weird Chinese Water Torture device and dumped water all over me. Then Mommy rubbed slime all over me and it was really gross. They kinda made up for it by wrapping me up in my royal robe and then putting me in fine Cashmere pajamas and a hat knitted for me by Aunt Marilyn. Well I'm going to go meet with my Therapist and hopefully limit any PTSD symptoms that may occur from my traumatic evening.

My Bodyguard

I have an entire security detail and a battery of Lawyers on retainer to keep me safe, but the most loyal of them all is Romeo. Romeo, my Lead Bodyguard, has been with me from day one. He kept people from getting too close to my old apartment, even Daddy. He patrols the mansion all hours of the night and makes sure no one disrupts my meals at Chez Nicole. Romeo is a Master of Stink Fu and keeps himself in top shape. He checks all my food to make sure it's safe and he checks everyone before he lets them get near me. He is a master of disguise and will go to any length to keep me safe. So the next time you come to one of my engagements make sure you keep your eye out for Romeo and you'll see a true Master at work.

Kees! Kees! Kees!

It's very nice to know that I have so many adoring fans out there. I appreciate you all so much and you are the reason I get up in the morning. You are all the inspiration behind my perspiration. I have so many plans for the future so make sure you check in often. I love you all!

Happy Valentines Day

Happy Valentines Day everyone! I also want to say Happy Birthday to my cousin Catelyn. Not only do Catey and I share the same birth month we both also came before our mommys were ready for us to come. How do you like my custom made Italian suit? Pretty nice right? I've got big plans for tonight. I've got a hot date at Chez Nicole where I have a bottleof bubbly chilling then I'm going back to the mansion with my lady friend. We'll put on some Barry then chill for the night. I hope you all have a nice Valentines Day.