Little Firecracker Hits the Road!!!!

Sorry it has been so long since I've written, I have been a very busy bean. This past weekend I celebrated my first Fourth of July with my crew. Things on the celebrity front were getting so hectic I had to getaway and lay low for a few days! Mommy, daddy, romeo and I hit the road and high tailed it to a very exotic and off the beaten path location- the Poconos. Daddy's family has a really cool mansion out there in the woods. Aunt Suzi even came to hide out with us. Romeo was so overprotective he fought with the local security and came out a bit harmed. That's my bodyguard though....going above and beyond the call of duty to serve and protect me! The weekend was soooo fun, we hung out at the lake, ate some good food that I had brought in from Chez Nicole and I was partying soooo hard I put my diaper on my head instead of my tush! Don Eugene would have been proud that I carried on the "napkin head" legacy and expanded on it to include diapers. We went to watch these cool explosions in the sky but I was so pooped from partying all day that I only saw the back of my eyelids. The next day, I took daddy for a ride on the coolest motorcycle ever! It was like having my own hot wheels! All in all it was a great weekend with some cool peeps. I will definitely go back to that secret hideout anytime I need to escape my fast paced celebrity life. I hope all of my fans had a great fourth and this little firecracker will see you all soon!!!! Peace, love, and good sparkage to all!

My Daddy

I need to stop for a second boys and girls, and pat myself on the back for making my daddy the man he is today. Today is a special day, father's day. Now my daddy is a full time daddy, not a baby daddy like mommy sees at work all the time. He is so good at dancing with me, feeding me, and I always save my stinkiest diapers just for him to let him know how much I appreciate him. I am soooo lucky to have such a good daddy. But let's face it, he's lucky to have me! Who wouldn't be lucky to have such a super duper celebrity for a son???? You know, fathers are very important people to us kids. They play such an integral role in helping us become better people. I hope all of you out there appreciate your daddy as much as I appreciate mine. Mommy and I made his day very special....first we went to our favorite breakfast spot, then went to check out a new mansion. When we got home mommy was so pooped she decided the best gift she could give daddy was for her to take a nap! I kept daddy busy by talking his ear off the whole time though. We had a very special dinner at Chez Nicole and daddy and I even dressed alike for the occassion. Go Phillies! #Even moo showed daddy how much he loved him by rubbing his fat self all over daddy's face and gave him super stinky fish kisses. Well boys and girls, I'm going to wind down for the night and spend some much needed face time with my daddy. Happy Father's Day to all you special daddy's out there. Hopefully you are lucky enough to have a real live hero living with you too! Daddy's rule! Peace, love, and good daddy's to all!

R.I.P. Mr. Oscar Puppykins

So I just wanted to take a minute to pay tribute to the best damn dog ever! Oscar, or as mommy calls him "bubby", was only with our family for a few short years. Daddy and mommy found him when he was all alone and scared. They brought him home and it was love at first sight. Oscar grew to be big and strong and was such a loyal, loveable beast. He was always quick to give a good puppy kiss, or a cuddle, and let's not forget his fabulous diva pose! He would sidle up to you and stick his little tush out so you could scratch his thigh. I could go on and on about his stories. Mommy and daddy loved him sooooooo much. Mommy loved him so much that she even dressed him up in silly outfits and cuddled with him every night until daddy came home. He was daddy's buddy too. Always there to get a good ear rub from daddy. I never got to meet him in person though because he got very sick and went away right after mommy found out I was a little ball of cells in her uterus. I am however, very lucky to see Oscar every night. He is such a special dog, he comes to visit me in my sleep to play and watch over me. I get a nice face bath with lots of puppy kisses every night and he even tries to knock me over with his silly diva pose! Everyone should be so lucky to have a best buddy and bodyguard like Oscar. Not that moo isn't a good bodyguard, but let's face it, I am the luckiest dude in the world to have two bodyguards......one to watch over me when I'm awake and one for when I'm asleep. Oscar even lets me play with his beloved Elsie, the stuffed elephant. Well boys and girls, if you are lucky enough in this life, you will have a good friend and bodyguard just like Oscar. So Oscar my dear buddy, I can't wait to see you tonight when I go to sleep. Mommy and daddy miss you and love you. Peace, love, and good bubby's to all!

So YOU Think You Can Dance? Well I KNOW I can!

I just have to jump up on my soapbox here for a minute. I gotta say that none of the dancers on this years SYTYCD can hold a candle even remotely close to me. I bet, no strike that, I can pretty much guarantee that I am the best dancer on the planet right now. I mean I taught Mia Michaels everything there is to know about Contemporary Dance. I even have 2 patented signature moves; the Bowing Turkey, and Frogger crossing the Highway. I'm sorry that I'm venting, but SYTYCD was on TV and I just couldn't stand it. Well I'm going to crash for the night, Peace Love and Poppin & Lockin!

They're GRRRRRRREAT!!!!

Today Daddy and I took a road trip down to the Shore to meet Pop Pop at Great Grammom and Great Aunt Ruth's house. This was a very special private performance for Great Grammom and Great Aunt Ruth, and they were so excited and happy to see me. After the performance we decided to go to Great Grammoms (GG for short) favourite restaurant, so GG hopped on her super tricked out custom chopper and we followed behind in my sports car. Not many people know this, but GG is a founding member of S.S.C.C (Seaside Senior Chopper Club) and is an amazing rider, she's even been known to take her Chopper off-roading sometimes. After lunch we took a ride on the Boardwalk and Daddy and I even went on a Safari with all sorts of wild animals. A fun day was had by all. I look forward to spending some more time with GG and GAR,

Here's to Anniversaries and... weird presents??!

Today marks the Anniversary of a very special day...the day I FINALLY got settled into my Bachelor Pad. It also marks the Anniversary of the day that Mommy gave Daddy a very strange gift, in fact it is by far the strangest gift I've ever heard of. One year ago today Mommy gave Daddy...wait for it... a stick that she PEED on!!!!! Now I don't know about you, but I don't think I would ever want a stick that someone peed on, no matter how much I loved them, but Daddy was so excited and so happy that he cried. I guess it goes to show you that one mans trash truely is another mans treasure. Well I'm going to run now, I have reservations at Chez Nicole, but join me in wishing Mommy and Daddy a Happy (strange) Anniversary! Peace, Love, and Sticks with Pee on them!

A little broken promise...but it's OK!

So I promised Daddy that I wouldn't post this because he is very shy about it, but I had to post it since I posted the letter Mommy wrote me the other day. Daddy wrote his letter a couple of months ago and I've been keeping it under wraps, but now is the time to share it with the world:

AJ (my Bean),

When you were in your Mommy's belly I was so scared that I wouldn't know want to do, or that I wouldn't be a good Daddy, but the second they put you in my arms I wasn't scared anymore. I love you more than anything in the world (except Mommy, you're tied with her) and I wanted to tell you a few things:

1) You can always talk to me about anything, you never need to be scared.

2) I may yell sometimes, but remember I love you no matter what.

3) Never be afraid to tell the truth, it's better to tell the truth and deal with the consequences than to lie and have things get worse (I know this from lots of experience).

4) Always be yourself, if someone can't accept you for who you are they don't deserve to know you.

5) Always stand up for for what you believe in, no matter the consequences.

6) Never just settle, always go for what you want.

7) Never do something just because it is the popular thing to do, do it because you want to.

8) Always talk to the girl that you want to, if she turns you down she'll never know what she is missing out on.

9) Never second guess your decisions, if you decide you want to do something, do it.

10) Don't use a credit card to buy something unless you can pay it off right away (Trust me on this one).

11) Never dwell on the past, you can't change it, but you can make sure you don't make the same mistake again.

These are just a few things I've learned before you were born, we have a long journey ahead of us and I'm sure we'll learn a lot more together along the way. I can't wait to teach you all the things I know that I couldn't write in this letter. I love you!

Daddy