Sunday?? More Like FUNDAY!!!

I hereby change Sunday to Funday for all time. Why? Because I'm freaking awesome and am way more important than Ra the Sun God could ever wish to be!! Seriously though, it looks like Sundays are going to become really awesome days. Last week we took Mom Mom out for her ** (that's weird the computer won't let me type the numbers...hmmm) birthday to this really cool restaurant where they supply you with spears to cook your own dinner. It was really fun, but it was no Chez Nicole. Mommy got super excited when they brought out the dessert because she got to dip cheesecake, and marshmallows and all sort of other goodies in White Chocolate. I, of course, was the hit of the party but I did let Catelyn be my wing-girl and we partied with our napkin hats! Today Mommy and Daddy took me to this really cool place called Gymboree where they had all these cool obstacle courses to navigate. I got to climb giant walls and do some downhill racing. I even got to do some BASE jumping and Sky Diving with the most awesome Parachute ever. We had soooo much fun and we really wore ourselves out. I hope we can go back next Sunday...I mean Funday!! Well I gotta run, I have to do some work for this really special party that I'm thowing in a few weeks...details to follow. See ya soon!!! Peace, love, and FUNDAYS!!!!!

My Wonderful Life

Mommy and daddy have been fussing lately about how they can't believe this year went by sooooo fast. All I know is when you are a super celebrity like me, time always flies because I'm so busy doing speaking engagements, photo shoots, and not to mention setting aside time for my lady friends. I feel like this year has been MY year! I won all sorts of awards and prizes, realized my talent for impressionist finger painting, and I even started eating some real foods! Who would have guessed a year ago this time, I was kicking around in a cramped apartment eating leftovers? Now, I have personal chefs feed me and personal bathers taking care of me when I go to the spa. I am such a lucky bean. I have the BESTEST fans in the whole world (even if they don't like my daddy's spelling). I have the best mommy and daddy in the whole wide world. The family I have is just awesome on both sides. Who has it better than me???? I just needed to take a minute, sit back, and ponder about how very great my life is. It's all about having gratitude and recognizing how lucky I am in life. Well this lucky little duck is going to snore his way into tomorrow. Peace, love, and gratitude!!!!!!

Can Somebody Throw Me a Freakin' Bone Here??!!

You know, I noticed something today when I was reminiscing about the past 11 months. That's right I am 11 months old today!! Anyway, like I said I noticed something today, I read a lot of Blogs and a lot of those Blogs have something that my Blog is missing! What is it you're asking yourself, what could possibly be missing from the greatest Blog on the face of the Earth??! Well I'm going to tell you, what this Blog is missing is...are you ready? Comments!! Every Blog I read has comments at the end of every post, granted most of the comments are just mindless drivel, but they are comments none the less. Now you think someone as famous and as popular as I am would have hundreds if not thousands of comments after every post, but that's not the case. There are no comments like; "Man you are just awesome!!" or "Wow can can totally rock that Santa T-shirt and Reindeer Hat like it's nobodies business!!" So here's what we're going to do, y'all have an assignment and a New Year's resolution, I want there to be at least 1 comment at the end of every post. Even someone as famous as I am still needs their ego stroked once and awhile. Well, I think that enough of this rant, y'all have your assignments, so until next time....Peace, Love, and Fishing for Compliments!!

Happy New Year!!!!!!!

Happy 2010 everyone!! It's hard to believe that 2009 is over already, it feels like this year was only 10 months and 25 days instead of the usual 12 months. Oh well I guess when you are as busy as I am the time just flies buy. I hope you all had a very nice New Years Eve, mine was extremely fun. Dick Clark had asked me to Co-host "A Rocking New Year's Eve" with him because he's sick of having to work with that hack Ryan Seacrest (it really would have been "Seacrest Out!"), but I had already made my plans for New Years Eve. I was the guest of honour at Don Eugene and Aunt Patty's mansion, and we had a blast. We had a very special meal prepared by the Chefs at Chez Nicole followed by lots of fun games and great music. All my favourite Chicks and drinking buddies were there and we partied like it was 1999 (what the hell does that mean anyway??)! I actually partied a little to hard and didn't quite make it to midnight, but I did get my second wind at about 12:15 and partied until the early morning until I passed out with my favourite drinking buddies, Drew Beary and Sammy the Seahorse. Well I'm nursing a whopper of a hangover so I'm gonna sign off for now, but I'll see ya real soon. Peace, Love, and a GREAT 2010!!!

Merry Christmas

I hope everyone had a very wonderful Christmas! I know I did, we started partying on Chistmas Eve by going out to dinner with the Viti clan, where I was the life of the party and I decided to break out the infamous Napkin head. After dinner Grandmom and Uncle Jimmy came back to the Mansion with us and I turned in early like all good boys do before Chrismas. Now I've always known I'm pretty good, but I didn't realize just how good I am until Christmas Day. Mommy told me that there was a big Celebrity coming and that if I was good he'd bring me presents, and man did he bring me presents!!!!!! First when I crawled out into the living room (I was a little beat from partying hard the night before) I found it packed from corner to corner with stuff for me. There was everything from a Shopping Cart for me to fill at a shopping spree in the store of my choice to my very own Lion (kinda makes your tigers seem kinda wussy doesn't it Sigfried & Roy?)!!! I don't usually like to share the spot light, but this Santa Guy is OK so I think I can step to the side for a little bit once a year. Christmas Day just got better and better, when I go to Mom Mom and Pop Pop's house, it turns out that Santa made a stop there as well and left another mountain of stuff there as well. We partied some more and I was doing fine until.....eggnog! If there is something that can make you lose all inhibitions it's eggnog. I started putting funny things on my head and then the next thing I know I'm doing a strip tease for all the ladies. Oh well you know what they say; What happens at Mom Mom's stays at Mom Mom's. Well I gotta run and get ready for New Years Eve! Peace, Love, and TOYS TOYS TOYS!!!!!

Vancouver Here I Come!!!!!

Hey everybody how are you? We had our first big snow storm of the year and we got a whopping 14 inches!!!! The snow started Saturday afternoon and went all night, unfortunately Daddy still had to go to work so he left work early and made the awful trek back home. He made it back safe and sound so we were all very happy for that. When we woke up Sunday Daddy cooked a very nice breakfast for us and still had my favourites delivered in from Chez Nicole, and then went out to dig out the cars. I went out and helped him for a little bit, but then I had to go get ready for some runs down at the Bobsled track. What?! I didn't tell you?! I've been selected to represent the USA in the solo Bobsled at the 2010 Winter Olympics in Vancouver! Even though I've never done the Bobsled before, the coaches new I would be the best chance for the USA to win Gold. They had a custom Bobsled made for me as well as some custom racing suits and helmets. I am so honored to represent the USA and I have been training really hard and have watched Cool Running over and over to really learn the subtle nuances of the sport. Well, I have to get down to the gym for some cardio and some circuit training, see ya soon! Peace, Love, and Gold in Vancouver!!

I've Been Good All Year!!!!

So mommy keeps telling me that there is going to be a celebrity bigger than myself visiting the mansion soon. Apparently he lives very far away and has little people working for him making toys (I thought they did away with child labor). Anyway, mommy said that this person is making a special appearance only I'm not allowed to be awake when he comes. I'm supposed to make him a snack for his travels and in return if I'm a good boy, he will leave me lots of presents. Its so nice to have adoring fans from all over the globe, even those that come from weird places like the North Pole. I know for a fact I am going to get TONS of presents....I am such a good boy and too darn cute for words. How can someone not give me presents???? I just don't know if I can handle having a celebrity out there who is bigger than moi. That's a little bit of a weird concept. So.....Santa Claus, I can't wait to see what's in store in just 11 more days. I will keep being the bestest boy ever, and I'm going to make sure mommy and I get only the best snacks from Chez Nicole for you. Bring on the presents!!!!!!!