The Littlest Leprechaun

So the other night, I decided to pay homage to my Irish ancestry and got all dolled up for a feast on St. Patrick's Day. Now, I know what you are thinking....I look for any excuse to party harty. I really just wanted to show my support for the little people, those funny little leprechaun guys. I'm hoping that by paying tribute to them, they will bring mommy and daddy a pot o'gold. Anyway, the festivities were in full swing as always. We gorged ourselves on Chez Nicole's finest corned beef and cabbage. We ate, drank, and certainly were merry. Uh-mah, Aunt Debbi, and John even came over to party with us. It was a great Irish celebration. And if any of you make fun of me for wearing my authentic Celtic garb, I'll beat you with my shillelagh stick! Besides, I thought I looked quite dapper in all green. For dessert, Aunt Debbie brought a little bit of "new yawk" with her courtesy of Crumb's Cupcakes. Whew, I needed to work out extra hard the next day after that one. They were dee-lish. I even went caveman style, grunting and smacking my lips as I ate. We had such a great time. Wish you all could have been there. Well, there's always next year. Maybe next year I'll have a red beard to really complete the look! Well this little leprechaun is tuckered out and ready to lay his head down on a shamrock. Peace, love, and happy corned beef to all, and to all a good night!

Daddy makes some weird fashion statements!!!

You know, I really love my Daddy, but man can he be really strange sometimes!! He got it in his head that he really wants us both to wear these special hats while we're at the pool at our summer resort. He kept going on about how it's really important that we wear them and that we can't go in the pool at all without them. I don't know what the deal is with these hats, I don't know if they're supposed to block the sun or make us swim faster or what, but I ain't wearing one. First of all I don't want to block the sun, after the long winter we had, I need to work on getting my Godlike bronze hue back. As far as the swimming goes, I don't need anything to make me faster, I mean they're already trying to recruit me for the next Summer Olympics so I can blast all of Michael Phelps's records out of the water (no pun intended)! Daddy was nagging me so much about the hats that I finally ripped his and mine off and told him that we're not going to wear them at all, and before he could try and change my mind I hopped into my spaceship and took of for a few laps around the planet. Well, I have to run, enjoy the beautiful spring weather we're having. Talk to you soon! Peace, Love, and no dumb hats!!!

Baby I'm a Rocket Man

Now I've talked about my dislike for the Paparazzi, but with this latest story things are really getting out of hand! If you haven't seen it yet I'm on the front page of all the tabloids with this picture with head lines like; "Bean" Caught Drinkin!, and Looks like AJ's "Bean" Flying High! Well, I want to squash these rumors before they get any more out of hand, I was not, nor have I ever been pulled over for a DWI or a DUI. I would never drink and drive (or in this instance drink and fly), and I definitely don't do drugs. The real story goes like this: I got this really bad ass private space ship for my birthday that lets me fly into Space at the drop of a hat, so I decided to make a quick little trip to the Moon the other day because I had a little free time in my schedule. The Moon is really cool by the way, I mean where else can you jump 100 feet with no effort at all, or stand in Neil Armstrongs Foot Prints, or just hang out on the Beaches of the Sea of Tranquility??!! Anyhoo, here's 2 little known facts;

1) The New Jersey State Police frown upon landing a spaceship in the middle of the Jersey

Turnpike!

2) Re-entry from Orbit gives you one hell of a "Hangover" I mean all the shaking and spinning

makes you so dizzy that you can barely stand let alone walk a straight line! Oh, and what

the hell is an Alphabet anyway, does have something to do with Caesar Milan at Vegas or

something like that?

So I got pulled over for landing my Ship on the Turnpike and that picture was taken just as I was getting out of the ship and I was a little bit clumsy on my feet, in fact it felt like I had just taken my first steps the other day! The Trooper is a huge fan of mine so he just let me go with an Autograph and warning. The photographer wasn't so lucky, he'll be getting 3 straight and a cot for the next couple of months. It really does pay to be a huge Celebrity sometimes. Well, that's the true story, let this be a lesson to all you Paparazzi out there, don't try to knock the Bean down because it will blow up in your face. That's all for now, see ya soon! Peace, Love, and really doing the Moonwalk!

Let's Party!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It only took 2 weeks of replanning and who knows how many hundreds of phone calls, but I finally had my huge Birthday Blowout on Sunday, and I have to say that it was off the hook!!! All the finest ladies cam to see me and I'm sure they weren't disappointed because I was looking mighty sexy in my finest threads. We had some really great music and some awesome food from Chez Nicole, and the weather was absolutely beautiful. Mom Mom made me a very cool Birthday Cake and it was really delicious, I liked it so much that I didn't even bother with a fork, I just went Caveman style on it! I also surprised everyone by premiering my newest film and by sending them home with a limited edition DVD to commemorate the occasion. Well this little guy is still a little tired from all the partying I did, but rest assured that this is just the first of a lot of really awesome Birthday Bashes! Peace, Love, and Crazy Parties!!

Weatherman, why hath thou forsaken me??!!!!!!!

Ok, so I have been planning this super swanky party for WEEKS and what does the stupid weatherman do? He makes it snow. Not just a little light flurries, he caused a blizzard. And of course, this made it too inconvenient for me to throw my bash. I was looking foward to time with the family and all my lady friends. Well mommy and daddy thought it was going to be a total wash. That was until Uh-mah came over and we had a party in the VIP room. Only a select few of my fans were there....mommy, daddy, uh-mah, and even Aunt Debbie couldn't stay away. We were shaking our groove things to this really cool music. When I hear it, I just go bananas. Mommy and I had our "tango" and daddy and I grooved like the swanky good lookin' dudes we are. I even had to get Uh-mah in on the action! Then they had a special cake made just for my honor. I didn't know what to do with it. It had a bit of fire on the top and when mommy brought it out, everyone was singing this strange song to me. I think after hearing their rendition, I am going to start producing. It will be like the American Idols of birthday tunes!!!!!!! I am such a creative genius, I amaze even myself. So this birthday cake thing, it was very squishy and I had to touch it. It just looked so inviting with its blue and white flowers. I mean, who puts flowers on a cake???? Certainly I don't get it, but man did I have fun. I decided to make some of my impressionist artwork with it. I also found that cake frosting makes a rather great facial, cleaning out the pores and whisking away any signs of aging. All in all, it was a great first birthday. Mommy and Daddy made it super special for me. I am grateful that two of my loyal fans, Uh-mah and Aunt Debbie braved the harsh weather to come and party with me in the VIP lounge. Even though the big party is postponed, I couldn't have asked for a more special birthday celebration! Peace, love, and cake smashing to all and to all a good night!!!!!!

Sunday?? More Like FUNDAY!!!

I hereby change Sunday to Funday for all time. Why? Because I'm freaking awesome and am way more important than Ra the Sun God could ever wish to be!! Seriously though, it looks like Sundays are going to become really awesome days. Last week we took Mom Mom out for her ** (that's weird the computer won't let me type the numbers...hmmm) birthday to this really cool restaurant where they supply you with spears to cook your own dinner. It was really fun, but it was no Chez Nicole. Mommy got super excited when they brought out the dessert because she got to dip cheesecake, and marshmallows and all sort of other goodies in White Chocolate. I, of course, was the hit of the party but I did let Catelyn be my wing-girl and we partied with our napkin hats! Today Mommy and Daddy took me to this really cool place called Gymboree where they had all these cool obstacle courses to navigate. I got to climb giant walls and do some downhill racing. I even got to do some BASE jumping and Sky Diving with the most awesome Parachute ever. We had soooo much fun and we really wore ourselves out. I hope we can go back next Sunday...I mean Funday!! Well I gotta run, I have to do some work for this really special party that I'm thowing in a few weeks...details to follow. See ya soon!!! Peace, love, and FUNDAYS!!!!!

My Wonderful Life

Mommy and daddy have been fussing lately about how they can't believe this year went by sooooo fast. All I know is when you are a super celebrity like me, time always flies because I'm so busy doing speaking engagements, photo shoots, and not to mention setting aside time for my lady friends. I feel like this year has been MY year! I won all sorts of awards and prizes, realized my talent for impressionist finger painting, and I even started eating some real foods! Who would have guessed a year ago this time, I was kicking around in a cramped apartment eating leftovers? Now, I have personal chefs feed me and personal bathers taking care of me when I go to the spa. I am such a lucky bean. I have the BESTEST fans in the whole world (even if they don't like my daddy's spelling). I have the best mommy and daddy in the whole wide world. The family I have is just awesome on both sides. Who has it better than me???? I just needed to take a minute, sit back, and ponder about how very great my life is. It's all about having gratitude and recognizing how lucky I am in life. Well this lucky little duck is going to snore his way into tomorrow. Peace, love, and gratitude!!!!!!