Feelin' HOT HOT HOT!!!!!!

I'm soooooo glad the heat finally broke today! The heat was so bad the past few days that I marched right into Chez Nicole threw my head right under the tap and drank until I couldn't drink anymore. There is nothing better than milk straight from the tap even though the Chef was a little upset that I beat up the nozzle a little bit. I'm also glad it was cooler today because I had an appointment with my Physician and he jabbed me with three spikes today. I really hate getting those spikes, it ruins the rest of my day and really wears me out. There was good news though, I grew a whole inch and a full pound so I'm 23 1/2" and 10 lb 8 oz. I'm a little beat now so I'm going to sleep off this hangover. Peace, Love, and Binkies!

We Are Family....Extended That Is!

So yesterday was a day of historic proportions....there were four generations of Viti's and Crossen's all in one place! Whew, that's a lot of history boys and girls. Mommy and Grandmom Viti packed me up in the limo and took me to meet my Great, Great Aunt Marilyn and my third cousin Lorraine. They were such attentive cougars, fawning all over me and giving me lovin. I mean, how could they not?? Just look at me, I'm a mad chick magnet. Yesterday though, I wasn't the only thing that was hot....the weather held a close second to me! We enjoyed some sunshiny goodness and I looked superfly in my onesie. No one can resist me. I am a regular Don Juan Drake! Well its time for this ladies man to resist the urge to party and get some much needed face time with mommy and daddy. I know daddy misses not getting enough face time with me because of his demanding schedule so I try to make our time together really special. I even save my most special dirty diapers just for him! Peace, love and good times with your own families! Smooches!

Let's Go Phillies!!!!!!!

Well this years baseball season is in full swing (ha get it, swing, you know like the batters, uh nevermind) and I for one am super excited. The Phillies started off a little slow, but I am really really confident that they're going to get it together and give us a repeat. Yep that's right folks you heard it here first, I'm predicting that the Phillies are going to win the World Series for the second year in a row. Now their chances would be better if they had put me on
the roster, but it turns out they don't make any Helmets, or bats, or gloves for that matter, in my size. They even tried to get me in one of their miniature collectors helmets becase I'm that good and they really want me on the roster. I guess they'll just have to wait until I'm a little bit bigger, and I'll have to settle on my Phanatic Onesie and my World Series T-Shirt. I'm really stoked for the rest of the season and I can't wait until October. Let's Go Phillies!!!!!!!!!

Happy Earth Day!!!!

So I figured out a way to do my part in the "green" movement.....I realized I make my very own compost!!!! That's right boys and girls, who knew those stinky diapers would pay off. I feel like I am giving back to society every time mommy and daddy say that I am "sir stinky pants." I gotta say, it feels good to do my part. I think this earth day all my loyal followers should get together and create their own compost as well. Well, that might be a bit weird for some of you, so don't worry...I'll create enough for all of us! Now I'm going to conserve my own energy and sleep. Peace, love, and good compost making to all, and to all a good night. Love, Sir Stinky Pants!

Slow News Week

I know I've been slacking in my duties as a "Blogger," but it has been a pretty slow week and a half since I had my mini tour on Easter. I've been hanging out at my Timeshare andspending time with Mommy and Daddy. On Easter we traveled to Don Eugene's house and visited with all the Viti's, except for Aunt Patty who went to some country full of hearing impaired people (at least I think they are hearing impared because they use a lot of sign language.) After spending some time with the Viti's we hopped in the limo and high-tailed it to PA to hang out at Aunt Suzi's house. That's about as exciting it has been, hopefully next week is a little more exciting. If you want to check out the pictures from my Easter Tour head over to Daddy's Facebook page. See Ya later!

Hoppy Easter

Happy Easter everyone!! I'm doing my first Easter right. I've got some hot new threads that are really Pimp and for the after hours parties I got some bunny ears. The ears look pretty cool right? I know all the ladies will dig them and will want to get their dance on with me, but there is only one lady that gets on my dance card and that is Mommy. I've been pretty busy getting ready for Easter, the Easter Bunny wanted to meet me and take some pictures, so Mommy, Daddy and I went to hang out with him. He's a pretty cool dude and is a great guy to party with. After hanging out with the Easter Bunny I had to go see my good friend Jacques Torres because he made a custom chocolate bunny for me. The chocolate bunny looked really cool and really tasty. Today is going to be a busy day as well. First we're going to swing by Don Eugene's house for a private audience so they can see my new threads. After that we're swinging down to Aunt Suzi's house for a huge feast. Well I have to get ready to roll so I'll see ya later.

Very Busy

I know it has been a long time since my last post, but there has been a lot going on since my last post. I spent a lot of time at my private resort last week so Mommy could get ready to go back to work. Then this weekend Aunt Patty Ann came from a Foreign land very far away called Long Island. I don't know where Long Island is, but they have a really funny accent there. I had a really good time with Aunt Patty Ann, but unfortunately my photographer didn't do his job and didn't take any pictures of us. I'd fire him if he wasn't my Daddy. Yesterday was kind of bittersweet though. It was my second Monthday so Mommy and Daddy were very happy, but Mommy was very sad that she was going back to work. Even though I spent last week going to my private resort, it still didn't prepare Mommy for going back to work. She was fine though, I knew she would be, and she got right back to helping her women. Well, I'm going to get going now, Daddy and I are have a guys day out so we're going party all day long!