I'm Going To Pump You Up!!

I had a big appointment today with my Personal Trainer, and I found out that I put on another 1 lb 4 oz and another 1 1/2". At this rate I should be ready just in time for the start of the Football season in the fall. After my training session I decided to give Daddy the day off of Chauffering so he could run some errands. I just hung out at the resort with my Cougars Ms. Jackie and Ms. Donna and mingled with the other resort guests. After the resort Mommy and I went to check out a new Mansion that we might decide to move to in September. After we got home I started my new Carb Loading regime, and let me tell you this new body building supplement is just VILE, it took eveything I had just to keep the stuff down. While I was doing my new training Daddy was filming it for a new documentary that ESPN optioned for the fall. Check out the first rough cut and let me know what you think. Well that Carb Loading has me really worn out so I am going to pass out for the night. See ya soon!

Happy Memorial Day

Happy Memorial Day Everyone!!!! First I like to take a minute to thank all the Service Men and Women who are fighting or have fought to protect our freedom. You and your families are in our prayers and we hope you come home safely. I have had a whirlwind of a weekend! Friday I had special engagement for all the workers and clients of Integrity House at Weequahic Park in Newark. It was a day full of Sun, Food, and Fun. I had my favourite meal from Chez Nicole shipped to the park because I only put the best foods into my body and they only had institutional food in the park. The people of Integrity House loved me and invited me back for all further gatherings they have. On Sunday we went to Don Eugene's house and spent the day in the Grotto. It was a very fun day with some great food from Aunt Patty and the rest of the lovely Viti ladies. I was a big hit! Although, I was looking forward to crooning Mob Hits and smoking cigars with Don Eugene by the pool. Oh well, we've got all summer! I must take him shopping soon though, because he has some very strange taste in shirts I must say. He had this bright monstrosity of a shirt on that hypnotized me and put me right to sleep. As soon as I saw it, I got motion sicknes...ugh. Mommy's whole family was there- Grandma Viti, Aunt Debbi, Aunt Patty, Uncle Euge, Maddie, Jessie, Stix, Uncle Denis, Auntie Ali and even Uncle Jimmy finally got some face time with me. Auntie Ali had me flying through the air and to show my appreciation.....I launched my lunch all over her nice tank top! That will teach me to drink and fly! Today we had a relaxing day with just Mommy, Daddy, and I. I let Mommy and Daddy sleep in until 7:30 then we hung out in the Mansion for a while before we went to our private pool club. The water was great and it was nice to lay out and start on my tan. By the end of the summer I hope to be a Bronze God like Daddy. We had a little lunch by the pool, then headed back to the Mansion so we can just chill out for the rest of the night. I hope you all had a great weekend too and I will talk to you all again soon. Peace, Love, and boardshorts!

Smartest Mommy EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Today was a HUGE day! Mommy graduated with her Masters in Psychology from Fairleigh Dickinson University. I don't know if you know this, but Mommy spent 2 1/2 years taking classes, and she was still taking classes when I was renting my sweet Bachelor pad from her. I helped her study every night and I made sure to help her during her Comp Exams. All that hard work paid off and she had her graduation at the IZOD Center in East Rutherford, NJ. A lot of very important people were in attendance; Daddy, Mom Mom, Pop Pop, Grandma, Couisin Catelyn, and even Chris Rocks Wife!! I am so proud of Mommy and to show it I led the entire stadium in my very special song for Mommy. I sang so loud that I tired myself out and had to take a little cat nap during the ceremony. But I made sure that I was bright eyed and bushy tailed so I could see Mommy accept her diploma. Well I just wanted to tell you about Mommy's super important day, I'm beat from all the excitement so I'm going to crash for the night. Congratulations Mommy! I'm very proud of you and I Love You so Much!!!

Dancing Queen, The Horse Whisperer, and the Wii God

Ok, so since all my loyal fans have been just that...loyal, I decided it was time to pay homage to some of my favorite peeps and share my loyalty! My cousins are some of the best in my entourage. Maddie is so good with horses she is going to be the next Horse Whisperer. She rides them and takes care of them and even draws funny pictures of them. She eats, sleeps, and breathes horses! I like to think that I played a part in her fascination. I come from a long line of horse officionados. Then there's Jessie.....my little dancing queen. I have to give her an extra super big shout out because she did very well in her dance competition this weekend. I taught her all of her slick moves. She has watched me shake my groove thing so many times that it just came naturally to her after that. All I know is, I had better get a HUGE thank you when she wins Dancing With the Stars!!! And then there's Eugene....Stixman to most of you. He likes to play hard to get with me. He acts like he doesn't want to be bothered but between you and me....he LOVES me and can't wait to play Wii with me. He is a Wii genius. He is an unstoppable Wii force to be reckoned with. All in all, I suggest you all go out and get an entourage as good as this one. You won't be sorry. Well its time for this little mensa to go to bed and get some rest so I can be all bright eyed and bushy tailed at 6:30am to wake up mommy and daddy. Peace, love and binkies to all!

Happy Mother's Day!!!!!

Today is an ultra special day all over the world. That's right it's Mother's Day! Today is the day that we show the most important women in our lives just how much we care for them. Now I'm always up for an excuse to party, but I don't think there should be a day to honour our mother's, I think we should show them just how much they mean to us everyday, you can't really whittle down how important they are down to one day. These are the women that went through Hell and back just so we could be here. They are always there to wipe our tears and kiss are boo boos, and they even have to deal with our smelly poopies for at least 2 years straight. They dance with us when we can't sleep and play with us when we are bored out of our minds and they always keep our favourite restaurants full up with our favourite foods. I just wanted to take a minute out of my very busy schedule to tell Mommy, Mom Mom, Grandmom Viti, Great Grandmom Drake, Aunt Pam, Aunt Patty, and even though they're not mommys; Aunt Debbi, Aunt Suzi, Aunt Ali, Aunt Pam B., and Aunt Patty Ann; just how special they are to me and to wish them Happy Mother's Day. Now back to Mommy, Daddy and I made her day very special in deed. First we cooked her a very special Breakfast, then sent her for a spa day, and finally took her to her favourite Irish Pub, McDonoughs for dinner. We got her favourite flowers and got some really nice cards for her too. Well, I hope all you Mommys had a very special day, I love you all.

Quarter Year Crisis

I'm HOW old??!!!! What just happened? One minute I'm getting moved out of my apartment into the mansion then I blink my eyes and I'm 3 months old. It's really strange when you think about how fast things change. Just a little over a month ago I started hanging out at the resort and I was the new guy and everyone was fawning over me, now everyone is still fawning over me, but we had some new people spending time at the resort and they get some of the attention too. I'm not complaining mind you, but I wonder if I have to start changing my image to stay fresh and relevent (that's what that old guy with the bad hair on American Idol is always saying so it must be important). So I tried out a new look the other day, I dressed Gangsta Chic in my pimped hoody, and that got me noticed so I just might be on to something. I guess I'll just keep changing my image to keep up with the times. Stay tuned to see what I come up with. Catch ya later!

The Evolution of The Bean

You know boys and girls, month-days are a time for me to reflect on all that I have done, seen and bore witness to and my third month-day is no exception. Yep, I am officially three months old today. I was just thinking about how three short months ago, I had my own place that was quiet and now......my have things changed. Ever since I moved in with that mommy and daddy person my life has been pretty fast paced. I mean look at me, who would have thought I would be doing nude scenes already????? Life in the fast lane certainly changes you. Well I am determined not to let it change me....I will forever be Sir Stinky Pants!!!!!! We had a celebration in my honor at Chez Nicole and the chef prepared me the most delicious spread. Romeo and I pigged out. They really outdid themselves. But as I say....nothing is too good for this celebrity.

One thing I would like to say as I look back over the past few months is....I have the most stellar fans. My family, both the Viti's and the Drake's as well as my non-blood family are top notch. I love everyone sooooo much and can't wait to spend many more month-days with you all. But my biggest shout out goes to my most loyal of fans....Daddy, whom I will always watch football with and let him sing me the "filet o fish" song. Romeo, who will forever be my bodyguard and the Master of Stink Fu. And lastly, my mommy....the best snuggler and dancer a guy could ask for. I promise to always dance and sing the songs that are in my heart.

Well this month-day boy is pooped. I'm going to curl up with that mommy and daddy and get some much needed rest. Love and smooches to all and to all a good night!!!!

Lovely Weather for Ducks

So since it was sooooo crappy outside this weekend and I couldn't go on any outings, mommy and daddy brought the outings to me! Grandmom Viti hooked me up with a super swanky undersea adventure that gives me hours of entertainment. Boys and girls, you haven't lived until you've had your very own undersea adventure. I have to remember not to have some drinks before I go exploring, I was practically toppling over! Even if I was a bit tipsy, damn...I was still a handsome devil. I couldn't help but admire my own reflection. Now I know what the ladies see in me....I am a super duper hottie! Well this super duper hottie is on the way to the bath house to get all soaped up and massaged by his favorite cougar....mommy! After bathtime fun, mommy, daddy, romeo and I will settle down at the mansion for some quality TV time! Goodnight my adoring fans....peace, love and binkies!