Strange Days

Sunday was probably the strangest day I've ever had. Mommy and Daddy got me up really early to start getting me ready for my "Christening", I had no idea what that meant, but I was about to find out. First Mommy gave me a bath, which now that I look back on things was kind of silly. Next Mommy put these funny white shoes on me, which was pretty weird because I don't usually wear shoes, and if I did wouldn't pick white ones. We drove over to St. Josephs Church where things really started to get weird. When we got to the Church Mommy and Daddy, get this, put me in a dress!!!!! At first I thought Mommy and Daddy were just playing around, but they weren't, they were going to leave me in it. They told me that it was a very special "Gown" that has been is Daddy's family for 96 years and that 28 other babies had worn it to their Christening. So there I am looking pretty silly in a "Gown" when all of my biggest fans started showing up. I felt a little embarrassed sitting there in a dress, but none of my adoring fans seemed to mind, and I thnk I even started a new trend because a few minutes later this guy named Deacon Chris (strange Name, right?) showed up wearing a dress too. Deacon Chris had Mommy, Daddy, Don Eugene (the Godfather), Aunt Ali (the Godmother), and I come up and this platform and stand around some sort of fancy Jacuzzi or something and he gave me ANOTHER bath without even taking the dress off. Then he rubbed my head with some kind of oil and told me that it would let Jesus know that I was in his fan club so he could watch my back if any sort of trouble was brewing. So I guess that means that I have a kind of a "Jesus Shield" working for me, which is pretty sweet when you think about it. After the Christening we went to Don Eugene's house to party down. It was a great party, it was really nice to just relax with all my adoring fans and spend time by the pool. There was a lot of great food and drinks, except for this really disgusting orange paste that Mommy made me try ( I did not like it at all). The party was so fun that I conked out for a couple of hours, but not before I got to see Don Eugene and Daddy (who must of had a few too many cocktails) start drinking from their shoes. Well that's it for now, thank you to my adoring fans that came out to spend a wonderful day with me, see you soon! Peace, Love, and funny dresses!

Five Months and Counting!

Who knew that five months could pass so quickly? Honestly, where did the time go? I have been so busy since my hollywood debut that I haven't stopped moving since. These little gams are getting a workout. I went to my personal trainer yesterday and found out I am bulking up at record paces. I am officially 12 lbs 10oz and am 25 1/2 in. long. That's a long way from the peanut I once was. That's almost gargantuan! Let me just say this workout plan has the chicks going wild for me. I just flash my baby blues and smile, that's all it takes. Who said you need cheesy pick up lines to win the hearts of the ladies? I have to say though, these past five months have been unbelievable. I have so many good memories and so many great people around me. I mean, how could you not want to be around me? I'm a super star! Well boys and girls, this super star is ready to hit the sack! Mommy and I are pooped and even Romeo is a little worse for the wear tonight. I will catch you all up on my fast paced life very soon. Keep tuning in for some more fun! Peace, love and happy month days to all!

Little Firecracker Hits the Road!!!!

Sorry it has been so long since I've written, I have been a very busy bean. This past weekend I celebrated my first Fourth of July with my crew. Things on the celebrity front were getting so hectic I had to getaway and lay low for a few days! Mommy, daddy, romeo and I hit the road and high tailed it to a very exotic and off the beaten path location- the Poconos. Daddy's family has a really cool mansion out there in the woods. Aunt Suzi even came to hide out with us. Romeo was so overprotective he fought with the local security and came out a bit harmed. That's my bodyguard though....going above and beyond the call of duty to serve and protect me! The weekend was soooo fun, we hung out at the lake, ate some good food that I had brought in from Chez Nicole and I was partying soooo hard I put my diaper on my head instead of my tush! Don Eugene would have been proud that I carried on the "napkin head" legacy and expanded on it to include diapers. We went to watch these cool explosions in the sky but I was so pooped from partying all day that I only saw the back of my eyelids. The next day, I took daddy for a ride on the coolest motorcycle ever! It was like having my own hot wheels! All in all it was a great weekend with some cool peeps. I will definitely go back to that secret hideout anytime I need to escape my fast paced celebrity life. I hope all of my fans had a great fourth and this little firecracker will see you all soon!!!! Peace, love, and good sparkage to all!