Too Cool For School

So today was pretty exciting. I got an invite to an all inclusive resort club!!!!!! I am really a big time celebrity now. You have to have a password and everything to get in, and then there are all these great "cougars" there to take care of your every need. There are different party rooms depending on your preference and age of course. Since I am such a high maintenance celebrity, they assigned me to a room with this lovely woman, Ms. Jackie so she can take care of me. When mommy dropped me off, there was this hot 8 month old chick there named Ella. Wow man, she was all over me. Chicks dig me, I can't help it. She knows a good thing when she sees it! Ms. Jackie is the best hostess too, she even was able to get my old favorite from Chez Nicole for me to get my eat on. They even have these cool roller coaster rides for me to amuse myself with and lots of upbeat music so I can shake my groove thing. You know me, I like to party, I like to get down. I have to admit, I was a little nervous this morning because I saw mommy getting all mushy and sad. I wanted to bring my new friends cat in the hat and spot with me but mommy told me that there would be plenty of friends there for me to hang with. All in all it was a good day and I can't wait to see what tomorrow brings. Hey, I'll go anywhere where people are fawning all over me and giving me lovin. It's a dirty job being the kind of celebrity that I am, but someone's got to do it!!!!!! Even though I spent all day with the ladies, I can't wait to cuddle up to my favorite "cougar".....mommy! That's right boys and girls, there is nothing better than cuddling up with my favorite groupie after a long hard day of partying. Well, I'm off to enjoy my face time with that mommy person. See you all tomorrow. Peace, love, and binkies to all and to all a good night!

Bionic Mom-Mom

Yesterday Mommy, Daddy, and I drove to PA to visit Mom-Mom who was just rebuilt by a team of highly advanced surgeons. She is now faster and stronger so now she'll be an even better Superhero. Mom-Mom is my second bionic family member, Aunt Suzi was just rebuilt a couple of weeks ago. With all these new Titanium and Carbon Fiber body parts, I hope they don't decide to join SkyNet. We then went out to dinner with Mom-Mom, Pop-Pop, Aunt Suzi, Aunt Pam, and Cousin Catelyn. We celebrated Catelyn's Individual Gold Medal that she won at the WCID (World Championships of Irish Dance), she also got 2 Bronze Medals in Team Dance, Congratulations Catelyn!!!!!! While we were waiting for our table I got presents just for being Awesome! Mom-Mom and Pop-Pop got me my own Cat in the Hat, Aunt Suzi got me a custom made Suit and "Tie", and Catelyn made me my very own "Build a Bear," a Brown and White dog named Spot. Dinner was so fun that I didn't want to leave, but the weather wasn't looking very good. Daddy had to drive through a really bad Monsoon with Bowling Ball sized Hail, but he soldiered on and got us home safe. I went to sleep right away so I was nice and rested for today because I am attending the opening of a very exclusive private club. I'll telly you more about that later though. Peace, Love, and Binkies!

Traumatizing Day

Today WAS NOT a fun day! I had to go to an early morning appointment with my Personal Physician and I had to sit around in my drawers waiting for him to come in. He poked and prodded me and kept flipping me over, then his assistant jabbed me in each leg with a giant spike. Man that really hurt!! When we got home my legs hurt so much that Mommy had to drug me up with this horrible smelling medicine. I'm still very uncomfortable so I'm going to go relax for awhile. See ya later!

Ladies Man

So saturday was a very busy day for me. I spent the day living up to my reputation as a Ladies Man. I was asked to do a personal appearance at Aunt Debbi's mansion since she was entertaining some lady friends. I got to meet two more of my fans, Jeannie and Sally Ann. Even grandma Viti needed some face time with her celebrity grandson. As you can see, I was decked out to the nines in my schnazzy grandpa shirt (looking like daddy). As usual, all of my fans fawned all over me and Aunt Debbi keeps promising to defile me with coffee and cigarettes. I was trying to take a nap and she kept pulling at me and stuff, trying to wake me up. I was like "whoa, can't a brother get some sleep?" Then mommy took me home and she snuggled up to me for a little face time with the Ladies Man. You don't know fans until you have a mommy as your biggest fan ( daddy's a good number one fan too). I have the best entourage in the world! Top notch peeps all around! All in all though, it was a good day and I have one conclusion to make.....Chicks sooooo dig me! I am the ultimate chick magnet!

<---- me and mommy, the best groupie a guy could have!

Sleep like an Egyptian

I've really been feeling nostalgic lately so I decided to go Old School with this post. Remember that band The Bangles from the 80's and their hit song "Walk like an Egyptian"? I have no idea what ever happened to them or why they fell out of popularity, but I've decided to bring the dance craze back. I'm getting ready to bring it back by practicing my moves 24 hours a day, even when I'm sleeping. I need all of my faithful Bean Stalkers to help me bring the trend back by getting out there and dancing. If we're lucky maybe we'll get a reunion tour from The Bangles!!!

Hangin' with my DOGG

Romeo isn't just the best Damn Bodyguard in the world and a Master of Stink Fu, he is also a really cool dude to hang out with. Sometimes we spend our nights hitting all the best bars, clubs, and parties around, and those usually lead up to us crashing at 4 am at the Mansion and sleeping the next few hours. Sometimes we go cruising for babes, but I really have to watch him, because he usually ends up getting too excited and tries to hump their legs. My favourite times are when we just hang out in the mansion and just chill all day. He gets a bad wrap sometimes, but he is really a great guy. He always has my back, and really just wants to protect me and give the world stinky Fish Kisses. He also makes sure to help clean up when I dribble some of Chez Nicole's finest down my chin.

St. Patty's Day....the Aftermath

Wow, was yesterday fun or what??!! As you can see I had a little too much fun, but it's all good, it only happens once a year so I have to enjoy it while I can. I spent all night into the wee hours of the morning pounding back some Guinness, Boddingtons and my all time favorite....boob juice. Today I'm sitting in my crib recovering. Romeo was as usual a party animal. I'm beginning to think by these incriminating photos that he is a bad, bad, bad influence on me. I mean really, look how he's chugging his drink! I was taught by my wise Aunt Debbi that drinking from cans/bottles, or chugging is trashy behavior and look at him! He's just the trashiest pooch I have ever seen! All I know boys and girls is that he didn't pick that up from me. I'm a bit more respectable. I mean I may let my dinner run down my chin once in a while, but hey...who hasn't? Anyway, time for this ladies man to take a nap. I need to gear up for my post St. Patty's day dinner at Chez Nicole. The chef and her assistant are cooking up something fierce for me tonight....can't wait. Romeo and I are going stag to the occasion as we like to keep our options open from time to time. Have a good night my loyal fans, I bid you adieu. As always, peace, love and some luck o'the irish to ya!

Who's a McCutie??? This Guy!!!!!!!

So in paying respect to my first holiday of heritage, I decided to embrace both my English and Irish sides by having libations from both countries. I decided it was time to end the feud between these two places and what brings both peace and harmony? That's right...beer. I decided to wear my schnazzy neckerchief Aunt Suzie gave me letting the world know that this is in fact my very first St. Patrick's Day. I have a huge celebration planned. Romeo and I are marching in our very own parade around mommy and daddy's living room. After that, we will settle down for a nice Irish feast at Chez Nicole. The chef assures me there is a special menu planned tonight in honor of my first Irish meal. Romeo and I will then head out to pick up some McCutie's of our own and then its back to my crib for our 2am afterparty. As usual, all are welcome. Its bound to be a romping good time. Well my dear followers, it is time to bid goodbye for now. I have to get my much needed beauty rest so I can start my pub crawl. It's a tough choice on what to drink tonight....Guinness? Boddington's? Nah, I'll have my old favorite....boob juice straight from the tap. That's right ladies and gents, I'm letting it all hang out tonight and hopefully mommy will too so I can fill up! Happy St. Patrick's Day to all of you! Peace, Love, and Good Libations!

Do these Jammies make my butt look big?

I've been spending so much time at Chez Nicole lately that I've really been packing on the pounds. Now I'm not saying I'm fat, but I want to make sure that I don't get out out of shape. So I decided to recruit Daddy to be my workout partner and as you can see we work ourselves until we were completely exausted.

Who's Month-Day Is It??? THIS GUY!!!!!

Well, today is a very big day for me. I am officially one month old today!!!!! You know what that means boys and girls.....PARTY!!!!! I plan on having a huge bash tonight at my favorite restaurant, Chez Nicole, and I might even convince the chef to spike the bottle for me. Romeo and I plan on partying until the wee hours of the morning. I'm even going to get mommy and daddy in on the fun. The part I am looking forward to is the after hours bash at my crib at 4am. That's when I really pick up the pace. You know me....I love the nightlife, I love to boogie. As you can see from the pictures, I got in a little too much pre-monthday celebration and mommy and daddy couldn't let me live it down. Romeo was a little more worse for the wear than me. At least my reflexes still work. You know what they say, you aren't drunk until you've dropped your blankie, so it looks like I'm good. So I don't think I have a problem with the boob juice just yet so mommy doesn't have to enroll me in Integrity House just yet. Well, I have to get some much needed beauty sleep so I can put on my lampshade later tonight and party, party, party. If you want to come by and wish me a happy month-day the best party will be at 4am. Just remember it's BYOB- bring your own bottle. As always my dear friends, peace, love, and binkies!

I'm too sexy for my Onesie!!!!

I participated in a Fashion Show today for the Ford Modeling Agency. They're thinking of doing a whole National Ad Campaign with me. I'm pretty excited about it, I should get a lot of exposure out of it and really build on the A.J Bean brand.

More Birthday Pictures

Put me in Coach!

First, here are some more pictures from Daddy's birthday. I also wanted to announce that I'm going to try and be a dual sport athelete. I'm going to fly down to Clearwater, Florida for the Philadelphia Phillies Spring Training. With any luck next year I'll be able to play on both the Phillies and the Eagles.

Birthdays and Blizzards

I know it's been a whole week since my last post, but I'm a busy boy, and it's a little hard for me to break away from meetings, and speaking engagements, and important business dinners. Sunday was very busy day, Mommy, Daddy, and I took the new Limo and drove to Pennsylvania to visit for Daddy's Birthday. We saw Mom-Mom, Pop-Pop, Aunt Suzi, Aunt Pam, and couisin Catelyn. I also got to meet Aunt Pam and Uncle Clifford. We went to dinner at Toscano 52 then we went back to Mom-Mom and Pop-Pop's house to hang out by a bonfire. The bonfire got way out of control and Daddy and I had to put it out. Luckily no one was hurt, but I got the foam from the fire extinguisher all over me. After the incident with the fire Mommy, Daddy, and I headed back to New Jersey to avoid the approaching blizzard. Just as we got back to the Mansion we lost all power, and with no power we had no heat. We had to pack everything up and head over to Hotel Lisa. I stayed up all night and partied with Romeo so hard that even Mommy and Daddy had to join in. We woke up to almost 12" of snow, so Daddy didn't have to go to work. We dug out the Limo, and headed back to the Mansion.