Monday, March 30, 2009

Too Cool For School




So today was pretty exciting. I got an invite to an all inclusive resort club!!!!!! I am really a big time celebrity now. You have to have a password and everything to get in, and then there are all these great "cougars" there to take care of your every need. There are different party rooms depending on your preference and age of course. Since I am such a high maintenance celebrity, they assigned me to a room with this lovely woman, Ms. Jackie so she can take care of me. When mommy dropped me off, there was this hot 8 month old chick there named Ella. Wow man, she was all over me. Chicks dig me, I can't help it. She knows a good thing when she sees it! Ms. Jackie is the best hostess too, she even was able to get my old favorite from Chez Nicole for me to get my eat on. They even have these cool roller coaster rides for me to amuse myself with and lots of upbeat music so I can shake my groove thing. You know me, I like to party, I like to get down. I have to admit, I was a little nervous this morning because I saw mommy getting all mushy and sad. I wanted to bring my new friends cat in the hat and spot with me but mommy told me that there would be plenty of friends there for me to hang with. All in all it was a good day and I can't wait to see what tomorrow brings. Hey, I'll go anywhere where people are fawning all over me and giving me lovin. It's a dirty job being the kind of celebrity that I am, but someone's got to do it!!!!!! Even though I spent all day with the ladies, I can't wait to cuddle up to my favorite "cougar".....mommy! That's right boys and girls, there is nothing better than cuddling up with my favorite groupie after a long hard day of partying. Well, I'm off to enjoy my face time with that mommy person. See you all tomorrow. Peace, love, and binkies to all and to all a good night!

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