Weatherman, why hath thou forsaken me??!!!!!!!

Ok, so I have been planning this super swanky party for WEEKS and what does the stupid weatherman do? He makes it snow. Not just a little light flurries, he caused a blizzard. And of course, this made it too inconvenient for me to throw my bash. I was looking foward to time with the family and all my lady friends. Well mommy and daddy thought it was going to be a total wash. That was until Uh-mah came over and we had a party in the VIP room. Only a select few of my fans were there....mommy, daddy, uh-mah, and even Aunt Debbie couldn't stay away. We were shaking our groove things to this really cool music. When I hear it, I just go bananas. Mommy and I had our "tango" and daddy and I grooved like the swanky good lookin' dudes we are. I even had to get Uh-mah in on the action! Then they had a special cake made just for my honor. I didn't know what to do with it. It had a bit of fire on the top and when mommy brought it out, everyone was singing this strange song to me. I think after hearing their rendition, I am going to start producing. It will be like the American Idols of birthday tunes!!!!!!! I am such a creative genius, I amaze even myself. So this birthday cake thing, it was very squishy and I had to touch it. It just looked so inviting with its blue and white flowers. I mean, who puts flowers on a cake???? Certainly I don't get it, but man did I have fun. I decided to make some of my impressionist artwork with it. I also found that cake frosting makes a rather great facial, cleaning out the pores and whisking away any signs of aging. All in all, it was a great first birthday. Mommy and Daddy made it super special for me. I am grateful that two of my loyal fans, Uh-mah and Aunt Debbie braved the harsh weather to come and party with me in the VIP lounge. Even though the big party is postponed, I couldn't have asked for a more special birthday celebration! Peace, love, and cake smashing to all and to all a good night!!!!!!