Busy Day

Man today was a crazy busy day! First Mommy went to look at some new wheels for me so Daddy and I hung out and had some guy time. Then we had an appointment with my Personal Trainer, I bulked up to 7 # 5 oz and I am now 20 1/2". After my appointment we all went back to the car dealership, and I tried to get a good deal on the new Nissan GTR, but they wouldn't come down from the sticker price of $83,000. I guess it's ok though since I can't reach the pedals anyway. We worked out a deal on a nice silver Rogue so I'm pretty stoked anyway. While we were waiting for them to get my new wheels ready we went for lunch at a new restaurant called Bistro du Papa and I tried a wonderful Ecouter a la Papa. After lunch we went back to pick up the new wheels and then went back to the mansion and settled down to relax for the night.

Strike a Pose

First I'd like to say that after 2 weeks I finally got a picture with Grandmom Viti. We've been in negotiations with her Agent and her Lawyer for rights to any pictures with her, and I finally made them crack. I've been working on some new interpretive dance moves over the past few days. I call them "The Madonna" and "Crouching Turkey Hidden Binkey", what do you think? Daddy has been filming me lately and he's trying to figure out how to upload them so we can share them with the world. Stay tuned for them, they are Oscar worthy films.

Road Trip!!!!

Before the traumatic events of the evening Mommy and Daddy dressed me up and took me up for a Speaking Engagement at Mommy's work. Mommy is the Director of the Integrity House WISE Program in Newark, NJ. She helps women who have drug addictions get clean so they won't have their kids taken away from them, or so they can get their kids back. The WISE women were so excited to see me and they squealed so loud that they had to delay some planes at Newark Airport. I took pictures with Mommy's assistant Yolanda and her Counselor Raushanah. It was a really fun day, especially when Mommy told the women that if they didn't behave she would pelt them with my dirty diapers. OK it's time for me to go crash for the night. Talk to you soon!

Worst Parents EVER.....

OK, not really, but sometimes they do some really mean things to me. First they tried to make me look like a moose by putting me in hat that I got when Mom-Mom, Pop-Pop, and Aunt Suzi got back from their trip to Alaska. Then they put me, NAKED, in this weird Chinese Water Torture device and dumped water all over me. Then Mommy rubbed slime all over me and it was really gross. They kinda made up for it by wrapping me up in my royal robe and then putting me in fine Cashmere pajamas and a hat knitted for me by Aunt Marilyn. Well I'm going to go meet with my Therapist and hopefully limit any PTSD symptoms that may occur from my traumatic evening.

My Bodyguard

I have an entire security detail and a battery of Lawyers on retainer to keep me safe, but the most loyal of them all is Romeo. Romeo, my Lead Bodyguard, has been with me from day one. He kept people from getting too close to my old apartment, even Daddy. He patrols the mansion all hours of the night and makes sure no one disrupts my meals at Chez Nicole. Romeo is a Master of Stink Fu and keeps himself in top shape. He checks all my food to make sure it's safe and he checks everyone before he lets them get near me. He is a master of disguise and will go to any length to keep me safe. So the next time you come to one of my engagements make sure you keep your eye out for Romeo and you'll see a true Master at work.

Kees! Kees! Kees!

It's very nice to know that I have so many adoring fans out there. I appreciate you all so much and you are the reason I get up in the morning. You are all the inspiration behind my perspiration. I have so many plans for the future so make sure you check in often. I love you all!

Happy Valentines Day

Happy Valentines Day everyone! I also want to say Happy Birthday to my cousin Catelyn. Not only do Catey and I share the same birth month we both also came before our mommys were ready for us to come. How do you like my custom made Italian suit? Pretty nice right? I've got big plans for tonight. I've got a hot date at Chez Nicole where I have a bottleof bubbly chilling then I'm going back to the mansion with my lady friend. We'll put on some Barry then chill for the night. I hope you all have a nice Valentines Day.

PARRRRTTTTTYYYYYY!!!!!!!

Alright! I'm officially 1 week old, and man have I been busy. I've had speaking engagements, photo shoots, dinner parties, not to mention my strenuous workout schedule. I've been bulking up and I'm up to 6 # 3 oz after trimming down to 6 # after my 4 days at the hotel and spa. I've been keeping my Entourage going all hours of the day and we've been partying nonstop. As you can see by my latest picture I over did it a little bit, and they made sure to document it. Well at least I didn't put a lampshade on my head and jump up on the table and do the Electric Slide (man I'd have to be really gone to do that). I've got a big date tomorrow for Valentines day and of course I made reservations at Chez Nicole. I think I'll splurge and have a little Bubbly with my Lait du Mere. I had a really nice suit custom made by a famous Italian designer so I'll look extra sharp for my date. Have Fun! See ya Tomorrow.

My own personal Roller Coaster

Mommy and Daddy had a Roller Coaster installed in my Mansion and man is it awesome. It shakes and swings and has awesome music, and has really comfortable seats. It is so fun that I can ride it over and over until I am so exausted and pass out. Rumor has it that then plan to have more rides installed. I can't wait to see what they have in store next.

Chez Nicole

My favourite restaurant is the Michelin Three Star Chez Nicole, I like it so much that I eat there every day. The Chef is probably one of the best Chefs in the world and her food is amazing. Her specialty is Lait du Mere and I get it every time I eat there. Now I know what your saying; "How do you eat the same thing every day?", but when something is as perfect as "Chez Nicole's" Lait du Mere, I am perfectly fine eating it every day. I like it so much I practically let it run down my chin, ah who am I kidding, I DO let it run down my chin, and my neck, and my chest. Besides the ambiance is beautiful, and the Maitre d' takes the best care of me, I always get the best seat in the house. I really suggest you check it out for yourself, tell the Maitre d' I sent you and you'll get a great table. See you next time.

My Entourage

You know, when you're as famous as me it is very important to have an entourage. When you have a strong entourage you get into the best bars and clubs, and get invited to the best parties. I have probably the best entourage out there: Daddy (my personal Chauffeur), Mommy (she's always saying that she loves me and gives me lots of kisses so I guess that makes her my Cougar or my Sugarmomma), and Romeo (the best damn body guard ever). Mommy and Daddy take me everywhere in my red limousine or in my personal ATV and buy me everything I need. They wipe my face after I throw up because I had too much to drink, they even make sure to wipe my butt. Romeo is such a good Body Guard that he even would try to keep Daddy away from my Apartment when I was working out to get in shape for my Philadelphia Eagles try out. He even goes undercover, that's him protecting me while I was on a date with a Supermodel at Le Bernardin. I highly recommend you go out and get your own Entourage right now. Go on, get going, you know you want to! See ya soon. Peace, Love, and Binkies.

So, Momma..Momma I'm comin home!

All right, my mansion is finally ready and I get to leave the hotel. Unfortunately the movers broke my Big Screen Placenta TV, and threw it out. I guess I'm just going to have to send Romeo after them to take care of it. My new mansion is pretty sweet, I have really nice Italian Cherry Furniture and plenty of space to have my big blow out parties. How do you like the throne Mommy and Daddy got for me? Pretty Sweet right!!! Things are going great I get to sleep all day and party all night, so come by for my next 2 am rave! Just remember its BYOB (Bring Your Own Burp Cloth). Ciao!

Big Debut....Again!

I was so worn out from yesterdays meet and greet that I just wanted to chill out at the milkBar all day and take some much deserved powernaps, but the life of a Superstar doesn't allow for days off. We had some fans that couldn't make it yesterday so I had a mini meet and greet for them. They included Aunt Ali (my Godmother), Uncle Frankie, and Aunt LoLo. I had a good time with them, but I had to keep it short because I had a lot of preparing to do for my big move into my new mansion tomorrow. Before I go I just wanted to give some shout outs to my fans that are no longer with us, but have acted as my Spiritual Guides in my "Walk About" that have helped me get to where I am today they are; Great Gram-mom Beaupre, Great Gramma and Grampa Viti, Great Uncle Georgie, and Great Aunt Stephanie, and my buddy Oscar. They all left this Earth before I could meet them, but I love them all just the same.

My Big Debut

Yesterday was a very busy day! We held a Meet and Greet for all of my adoring Fans. We allowed tons of pictures, but decided not to give autographs. My biggest fans were there including Mom-mom and Pop Pop Drake, Gram-mom Viti, Great Aunt Debbi, Great Aunt Patty, Don Eugene (The Godfather), Great Uncle Jimmy,Aunt Suzi, Aunt Pam, and my Cousins Madeline, Jessica, Catelyn, and Eugene (Stix). I took a lot of pictures with my fan club and performed a concert of my greatest hits for them before I sent them on their way so I could get my very important rejuvinating rest.

Welcome to the Bean Stalk

Hi my name is Alexander Jameson Drake, I was born on Friday, February 6 at 9:52 pm. I am 19 1/2 inches tall and weigh 6 # 4 oz. My birthday started out as an normal day, Mommy went into work for her last day before my scheduled debut. I was just chilling in my sweet apartment when all of the sudden someone broke into my neighbors, the Kidneys, apartment. Mommy had to go to the hospital so they could get that intruder out, and they told her that I couldn't stay in my apartment any more. They had to wait for Daddy to get to the hospital so I just hung out and watched my big screen Placenta TV. Then out of the blue these weird people with funny blue hats (I guess that is the moving companies uniform) opened my door and took me out, they didn't even let me grab any of my things. I hope they packed everything nice, especially that really nice big screen TV, otherwise I'm send my bodyguard Romeo over there to straighten them out. After they took me out of my apartment, they took me to a spa for a massage and some time under the tanning lights before my Photo Shoot with that daddy guy. After about 3 hours at the spa they took me over to hang out with that mommy person. Both she and daddy were fussing all over me, but that's ok they seem pretty cool. Well I think that's enough for now, I'm going to belly up to the bar and then crash in my hotel room for the night. See ya next time.