You know, when you're as famous as me it is very important to have an entourage. When you have a strong entourage you get into the best bars and clubs, and get invited to the best parties. I have probably the best entourage out there: Daddy (my personal Chauffeur), Mommy (she's always saying that she loves me and gives me lots of kisses so I guess that makes her my Cougar or my Sugarmomma), and Romeo (the best damn body guard ever). Mommy and Daddy take me everywhere in my red limousine or in my personal ATV and buy me everything I need. They wipe my face after I throw up because I had too much to drink, they even make sure to wipe my butt. Romeo is such a good Body Guard that he even would try to keep Daddy away from my Apartment when I was working out to get in shape for my Philadelphia Eagles try out. He even goes undercover, that's him protecting me while I was on a date with a Supermodel at Le Bernardin. I highly recommend you go out and get your own Entourage right now. Go on, get going, you know you want to! See ya soon. Peace, Love, and Binkies.
You know, when you're as famous as me it is very important to have an entourage. When you have a strong entourage you get into the best bars and clubs, and get invited to the best parties. I have probably the best entourage out there: Daddy (my personal Chauffeur), Mommy (she's always saying that she loves me and gives me lots of kisses so I guess that makes her my Cougar or my Sugarmomma), and Romeo (the best damn body guard ever). Mommy and Daddy take me everywhere in my red limousine or in my personal ATV and buy me everything I need. They wipe my face after I throw up because I had too much to drink, they even make sure to wipe my butt. Romeo is such a good Body Guard that he even would try to keep Daddy away from my Apartment when I was working out to get in shape for my Philadelphia Eagles try out. He even goes undercover, that's him protecting me while I was on a date with a Supermodel at Le Bernardin. I highly recommend you go out and get your own Entourage right now. Go on, get going, you know you want to! See ya soon. Peace, Love, and Binkies.
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