Monday, February 16, 2009

My Bodyguard

I have an entire security detail and a battery of Lawyers on retainer to keep me safe, but the most loyal of them all is Romeo. Romeo, my Lead Bodyguard, has been with me from day one. He kept people from getting too close to my old apartment, even Daddy. He patrols the mansion all hours of the night and makes sure no one disrupts my meals at Chez Nicole. Romeo is a Master of Stink Fu and keeps himself in top shape. He checks all my food to make sure it's safe and he checks everyone before he lets them get near me. He is a master of disguise and will go to any length to keep me safe. So the next time you come to one of my engagements make sure you keep your eye out for Romeo and you'll see a true Master at work.


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