Merry Christmas

I hope everyone had a very wonderful Christmas! I know I did, we started partying on Chistmas Eve by going out to dinner with the Viti clan, where I was the life of the party and I decided to break out the infamous Napkin head. After dinner Grandmom and Uncle Jimmy came back to the Mansion with us and I turned in early like all good boys do before Chrismas. Now I've always known I'm pretty good, but I didn't realize just how good I am until Christmas Day. Mommy told me that there was a big Celebrity coming and that if I was good he'd bring me presents, and man did he bring me presents!!!!!! First when I crawled out into the living room (I was a little beat from partying hard the night before) I found it packed from corner to corner with stuff for me. There was everything from a Shopping Cart for me to fill at a shopping spree in the store of my choice to my very own Lion (kinda makes your tigers seem kinda wussy doesn't it Sigfried & Roy?)!!! I don't usually like to share the spot light, but this Santa Guy is OK so I think I can step to the side for a little bit once a year. Christmas Day just got better and better, when I go to Mom Mom and Pop Pop's house, it turns out that Santa made a stop there as well and left another mountain of stuff there as well. We partied some more and I was doing fine until.....eggnog! If there is something that can make you lose all inhibitions it's eggnog. I started putting funny things on my head and then the next thing I know I'm doing a strip tease for all the ladies. Oh well you know what they say; What happens at Mom Mom's stays at Mom Mom's. Well I gotta run and get ready for New Years Eve! Peace, Love, and TOYS TOYS TOYS!!!!!

Vancouver Here I Come!!!!!

Hey everybody how are you? We had our first big snow storm of the year and we got a whopping 14 inches!!!! The snow started Saturday afternoon and went all night, unfortunately Daddy still had to go to work so he left work early and made the awful trek back home. He made it back safe and sound so we were all very happy for that. When we woke up Sunday Daddy cooked a very nice breakfast for us and still had my favourites delivered in from Chez Nicole, and then went out to dig out the cars. I went out and helped him for a little bit, but then I had to go get ready for some runs down at the Bobsled track. What?! I didn't tell you?! I've been selected to represent the USA in the solo Bobsled at the 2010 Winter Olympics in Vancouver! Even though I've never done the Bobsled before, the coaches new I would be the best chance for the USA to win Gold. They had a custom Bobsled made for me as well as some custom racing suits and helmets. I am so honored to represent the USA and I have been training really hard and have watched Cool Running over and over to really learn the subtle nuances of the sport. Well, I have to get down to the gym for some cardio and some circuit training, see ya soon! Peace, Love, and Gold in Vancouver!!

I've Been Good All Year!!!!

So mommy keeps telling me that there is going to be a celebrity bigger than myself visiting the mansion soon. Apparently he lives very far away and has little people working for him making toys (I thought they did away with child labor). Anyway, mommy said that this person is making a special appearance only I'm not allowed to be awake when he comes. I'm supposed to make him a snack for his travels and in return if I'm a good boy, he will leave me lots of presents. Its so nice to have adoring fans from all over the globe, even those that come from weird places like the North Pole. I know for a fact I am going to get TONS of presents....I am such a good boy and too darn cute for words. How can someone not give me presents???? I just don't know if I can handle having a celebrity out there who is bigger than moi. That's a little bit of a weird concept. So.....Santa Claus, I can't wait to see what's in store in just 11 more days. I will keep being the bestest boy ever, and I'm going to make sure mommy and I get only the best snacks from Chez Nicole for you. Bring on the presents!!!!!!!

Don't Believe the Rumors

Being a huge Celebrity like I am brings certain difficulties that most people will never experience. I constantly have Paparazzi trying to get pictures of me in "awkward" situations, Tabloids trying to defame my character with made up stories, and all kinds of Stalkers doing who knows what just to get a glimse of me. Lately there has been a string of pictures and videos of me linked to the internet, some real and some just ridiculous. The most ridiculous one is a video of Elmo and I "fooling around" in bed. I assure you that video is completely falsified, Elmo and I are very good friends, and we are both deeply disturbed that someone thinks we would ever have that kind of relationship. He has Zoe and I have so many women coming after me that I can't even decide, and besides I'm way too busy to have a realtionship right now. The other two videos leaked to the internet are real, but really aren't as strange as they seem. One is of some training I've been doing for my role as an American Sumo Wrestler, and the other one is of an exercise I do to get myself ready for my many of appearances. Remember even though I am famous I am really just a down to Earth guy not really different from all of you, and all of those rumors out there are just that, rumors. People are just jealous of me and feel that they need to knock me down. Well that's enough of a rant for now, I'll see you all soon. Peace, Love, and ignoring the haters!

Rest In Peace Great Grandma Drake

This has been a really rough week for the Drake clan. Great Grandma Drake passed away on Thanksgiving. I only got to know Great Grandma for a short period of time, but I know she loved me very much and I really loved her too. I'm very sad that she is gone, but I am very glad to have had her in my life no matter how short of a time she was there. We all miss her a lot, but she had a very important job to do. You see, my cousin Kayla Anne really wasn't digging her apartment too much and decided to break her lease really early. The only problem is her new apartment isn't finished being built yet, so Great Grandma is going to make sure she is OK until her new apartment is ready for her. Pop Pop also scared us this week by having to go to the hospital on Wednesday. He's OK, which is a good thing, becauseI'd really have to beat him up if he let anything bad happen to him. Well since we've had our quota of worrisome news this week I hope we only have good news from now on. As one chapter ends another begins...We miss you Great Grandma, Welcome to the family Kayla Anne, be careful Pop Pop, I love you all.

I'm Baaaaaack!!!!

I know, I know, I've really bean slacking on the post recently, but I have a good excuse....technical difficulties! I know that ranks right up there with "The dog ate my homework," but it's true. Mommy and Daddy said the computer had a cold or a virus or something like that so I couldn't put any post up. Now I didn't even know computers could get sick, but I guess Mommy and Daddy gave it some Nyquil or something because it is finally feeling better. Things have been really movin' and groovin' lately just like me. I'm really bulking up and am a whopping 18 pounds and 28 1/2" of sexiness. The ladies can't keep their hands off of me and I've had to resort to army crawling under tables and such just to keep from getting mauled. Well that's life of a celebrity always having adoring fans chase after yo.....oh shoot I have to run I think some of my fans are coming right now. See ya soon! Peace, Love, and good hiding spots!