Being a huge Celebrity like I am brings certain difficulties that most people will never experience. I constantly have Paparazzi trying to get pictures of me in "awkward" situations, Tabloids trying to defame my character with made up stories, and all kinds of Stalkers doing who knows what just to get a glimse of me. Lately there has been a string of pictures and videos of me linked to the internet, some real and some just ridiculous. The most ridiculous one is a video of Elmo and I "fooling around" in bed. I assure you that video is completely falsified, Elmo and I are very good friends, and we are both deeply disturbed that someone thinks we would ever have that kind of relationship. He has Zoe and I have so many women coming after me that I can't even decide, and besides I'm way too busy to have a realtionship right now. The other two videos leaked to the internet are real, but really aren't as strange as they seem. One is of some training I've been doing for my role as an American Sumo Wrestler, and the other one is of an exercise I do to get myself ready for my many of appearances. Remember even though I am famous I am really just a down to Earth guy not really different from all of you, and all of those rumors out there are just that, rumors. People are just jealous of me and feel that they need to knock me down. Well that's enough of a rant for now, I'll see you all soon. Peace, Love, and ignoring the haters!
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
Don't Believe the Rumors
Being a huge Celebrity like I am brings certain difficulties that most people will never experience. I constantly have Paparazzi trying to get pictures of me in "awkward" situations, Tabloids trying to defame my character with made up stories, and all kinds of Stalkers doing who knows what just to get a glimse of me. Lately there has been a string of pictures and videos of me linked to the internet, some real and some just ridiculous. The most ridiculous one is a video of Elmo and I "fooling around" in bed. I assure you that video is completely falsified, Elmo and I are very good friends, and we are both deeply disturbed that someone thinks we would ever have that kind of relationship. He has Zoe and I have so many women coming after me that I can't even decide, and besides I'm way too busy to have a realtionship right now. The other two videos leaked to the internet are real, but really aren't as strange as they seem. One is of some training I've been doing for my role as an American Sumo Wrestler, and the other one is of an exercise I do to get myself ready for my many of appearances. Remember even though I am famous I am really just a down to Earth guy not really different from all of you, and all of those rumors out there are just that, rumors. People are just jealous of me and feel that they need to knock me down. Well that's enough of a rant for now, I'll see you all soon. Peace, Love, and ignoring the haters!
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