So mommy keeps telling me that there is going to be a celebrity bigger than myself visiting the mansion soon. Apparently he lives very far away and has little people working for him making toys (I thought they did away with child labor). Anyway, mommy said that this person is making a special appearance only I'm not allowed to be awake when he comes. I'm supposed to make him a snack for his travels and in return if I'm a good boy, he will leave me lots of presents. Its so nice to have adoring fans from all over the globe, even those that come from weird places like the North Pole. I know for a fact I am going to get TONS of presents....I am such a good boy and too darn cute for words. How can someone not give me presents???? I just don't know if I can handle having a celebrity out there who is bigger than moi. That's a little bit of a weird concept. So.....Santa Claus, I can't wait to see what's in store in just 11 more days. I will keep being the bestest boy ever, and I'm going to make sure mommy and I get only the best snacks from Chez Nicole for you. Bring on the presents!!!!!!!
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