Baby I'm a Rocket Man

Now I've talked about my dislike for the Paparazzi, but with this latest story things are really getting out of hand! If you haven't seen it yet I'm on the front page of all the tabloids with this picture with head lines like; "Bean" Caught Drinkin!, and Looks like AJ's "Bean" Flying High! Well, I want to squash these rumors before they get any more out of hand, I was not, nor have I ever been pulled over for a DWI or a DUI. I would never drink and drive (or in this instance drink and fly), and I definitely don't do drugs. The real story goes like this: I got this really bad ass private space ship for my birthday that lets me fly into Space at the drop of a hat, so I decided to make a quick little trip to the Moon the other day because I had a little free time in my schedule. The Moon is really cool by the way, I mean where else can you jump 100 feet with no effort at all, or stand in Neil Armstrongs Foot Prints, or just hang out on the Beaches of the Sea of Tranquility??!! Anyhoo, here's 2 little known facts;

1) The New Jersey State Police frown upon landing a spaceship in the middle of the Jersey

Turnpike!

2) Re-entry from Orbit gives you one hell of a "Hangover" I mean all the shaking and spinning

makes you so dizzy that you can barely stand let alone walk a straight line! Oh, and what

the hell is an Alphabet anyway, does have something to do with Caesar Milan at Vegas or

something like that?

So I got pulled over for landing my Ship on the Turnpike and that picture was taken just as I was getting out of the ship and I was a little bit clumsy on my feet, in fact it felt like I had just taken my first steps the other day! The Trooper is a huge fan of mine so he just let me go with an Autograph and warning. The photographer wasn't so lucky, he'll be getting 3 straight and a cot for the next couple of months. It really does pay to be a huge Celebrity sometimes. Well, that's the true story, let this be a lesson to all you Paparazzi out there, don't try to knock the Bean down because it will blow up in your face. That's all for now, see ya soon! Peace, Love, and really doing the Moonwalk!