You know, I really love my Daddy, but man can he be really strange sometimes!! He got it in his head that he really wants us both to wear these special hats while we're at the pool at our summer resort. He kept going on about how it's really important that we wear them and that we can't go in the pool at all without them. I don't know what the deal is with these hats, I don't know if they're supposed to block the sun or make us swim faster or what, but I ain't wearing one. First of all I don't want to block the sun, after the long winter we had, I need to work on getting my Godlike bronze hue back. As far as the swimming goes, I don't need anything to make me faster, I mean they're already trying to recruit me for the next Summer Olympics so I can blast all of Michael Phelps's records out of the water (no pun intended)! Daddy was nagging me so much about the hats that I finally ripped his and mine off and told him that we're not going to wear them at all, and before he could try and change my mind I hopped into my spaceship and took of for a few laps around the planet. Well, I have to run, enjoy the beautiful spring weather we're having. Talk to you soon! Peace, Love, and no dumb hats!!!
he looks like such a tough guy.
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